puberty

When a male/female becomes a man/woman,

males get:hair everywhere,excessive growing,growing of the pectoral muscles,growing of the penic,growing of the balls/nuts/testicles,mood swings,etc

females get:breastes,hair everywhere,excessive growing,their monthley period,mood swings,etc

Me:uh oh,im going through puberty!this sucks

person after puberty:i hear ya

by puberty sucks May 28, 2010

Puerto Rican Girl

A really pretty girl , with a nice personality , usually has curly or wavy hair unless artificially straightened. Has a really nice body even by the time they hit 13-14. Will have a quince bigger than most peoples weddings. Most of them live in New York , Florida , and of course , Puerto Rico. Can be really stuck up sometimes. Has pretty hazel or brown eyes. Just an overall beautiful girl that is well known.

Arturo: Wow , who's that chick over there with the nice body and beautiful eyes?
Juan: That's the beautiful puerto rican girl that goes to our school.
Arturo: How did I not notice such a beautiful girl before?

by LaBoricuaKayla October 13, 2013

Puerto Rico

A cool island where cool people are from.

Rico is from Puerto Rico.

by Fuck the mexicans July 24, 2008

Puerto Rican minute

30 seconds

"Dan made it in and out of the liquor store in a Puerto Rican minute.

by :: :: January 18, 2009

puerto rican lane change

Switching 2 or more lanes at once while driving on a highway or multiple lane road.

Lamey McLamerton: "DUDE theres our exit 23 lanes over, and your in the far left lane during rush hour!!!"

TZ: "Watch this, i'll pull the best puerto rican lane change you've ever seen"

by TZ February 25, 2005

puberty

Anti-Endorphins. Puberty is the essence of feeling crap. It is also necessary to become a slave to the corporations, otherwise you'll be happy and oblivious all your life. This is why parents slip you a sedative and inject you with Puberty while you are sleeping when they think the time is right.

'Mmm...dear I think it's about time we inject our son with Puberty. He's old enough now.'

'Very good dear, I'll get some from the chemist tomorrow.'

'Don't get it cut, you don't want our son to have a small dick.'

'Oh come on dear, I can't afford the full dose and you know it!'

by Forking December 12, 2008

Pubertus

a gigantic monster that turns boys into men with the flick of its wand.

"oh shit its pubertus".

by Plotbert February 1, 2008