seine and puffering

Da "I fish, therefore I lie" exaggerations dat you sue a "large scale" angler for --- i.e., you haul his fibbin' a** into court regarding his "inflated" estimates of da size and/or number of da scaled seafood specimens dat he supposedly caught in his drag-net --- due to said outrageous reports' allegedly causing you undue distress.

If there were no outside witnesses to what a fisherman's catch actually looked like, then there's no way for you to prove dat he was making anything up --- in a judge's eyes, it's equally plausible dat his verbal statements regarding his super-successful day on da water could actually have been true, and so there would likely be little chance of your "seine and puffering" claim's triumphing in court.

by QuacksO June 22, 2023

Puffer fish

the most dangerous and simultaneously the cutest animal out there.

Person 1: you heard how paul died?
Person 2:Yha he ate a puffer fish.

by M.05 February 21, 2022

Puffer Fish

When you nut in your girls mouth underwater and she has to swim to the surface with her cheeks full.

Aw, look at my little puffer fish

by Jerome Tyrone February 28, 2019

Huff puffer

A chronic smoker

"You need to quit smoking you're becoming a huff puffer"

by Star Child89 June 30, 2017

Colorado Muff Puffer

When you roll a fat blunt, light it, and fuck a girl with the unlit end of it, getting her high.

Chris: Hey Alex, what did you and your girl do yesterday?
Alex: We just hung out in her room, and I Colorado Muff Puffed her. She was REALLY stoned!
Chris: Cool! I'm gonna give my girl a Colorado Muff Puffer now! Thanks man!
Alex: No problem!

by 50NU5 February 19, 2014

Muffle-me-puffer

A fart of average to loud volume that sounds muffled due to various factors. (fabric/thickness of pants, position, etc.)

Oh, that fart was a muffle-me-puffer!

by Peachfuzz Jimmy February 7, 2009

Mayfield Puffer Boys

People who refuse to acknowledge the subpar skillset of one Baker Mayfield. Those who live in a fantasy world where he is capable of being a a starting quarterback in the NFL. Fans and media alike who choose to dicc ride the man without warrant. Puffing him up to be something more than a tiny turnover machine. Coined by Quantrell Bishop of Youtube.

Youtube User: MACBROTHERHOOD (Quantrelle Bishop)

Mayfield Puffer Boys will see his opener against the browns yesterday and pretend that he played a great game. You and I both know that he was the same hype job. 2 good throws vs. blown coverages and now he's Joe Montana.

by AmerikkkaWillFall September 12, 2022