Protector_Nick

Protector who is named Nick
Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick
Babysitter of Strike, doesn't matter what position you're at
Real pro (most of the time)

1: "Protector_Nick is hot."
2: "No, he is cool."
3: "Shut up noobs, he is pro."

by Tom the pro June 29, 2021

Cooter Protector

When a woman uses a beverage coozie specifically to stop from freezing her vagina when holding a beer between her legs, the coozie is called a cooter protector.

Yikes! This beer is cold! Don't y'all have a cooter protector I can slip on it to keep from freezing my cooter?

by JanePlayDough July 15, 2011

LCD Projector

The deity worshipped within the LCD Projector cult, where sacrifices prevent the light bulb from burning out and not working.

Person 1- hey have you joined the LCD Projector cult
Person 2- heck yeah man they’re sacrificing me tomorrow morning lol
Person 1- oh cool haha I’ll be sure to be there

by Johnny Mc Biscuit February 3, 2020

Cum and go screen protector

Pretty much ur gonna get hard as a rock and then bust a nut. Rather then busting into a controller cleanable space bust the nut on ur phones screen and smear it around. Leave it over night and it’ll crystallize into a screen protector.

Damn my screen protector broke but it’s all good I’ll have on of my homies make me a quick cum and go screen protector.

by Proffesor_Nut October 21, 2019

Race Protector

A person, usually a white liberal, tries to call a person a racist for saying any racial slur, racist comment or prejudice phrase. But if the slur, comment or phrase is against a white man it is not racist.

White Man: Ha, Pancho is such a stereotypical wet back.
Other White Man: Yes! And Darrel is a stereotypical black chicken and cool-aid man.
White Liberal: Racists! I'm gonna tell everyone you two are racists! Bitch.
White Man: I so hate any Race Protector like you.

by CJB The Issue November 4, 2010

prospectus

A group of insane people who enjoy message board communities, Swiss Cake Rolls, going to cafe's, LotR, Pirates, and Rufus the chicken.

"Undefineable"- Captain Squishy Sparrow Elf chick, founding member of the group

The Prospectuses are coming!!

by Hobbit August 10, 2003

Prosecutors Office

Similar to a district attorney, who who is in charge of investigating a crime and then tries to secure a conviction in court. Latest trend is for the P.O.'s office to bust cops since they could never make it as one!

Man the county prosecutors office can't get a conviction from someone who confessed to the crime, so they sent the case back down to the municipal court for them to worry about. John the cop with the most awards is under the gun again for doing his job. I wish the prosecutors office would just leave him alone.

by Cum Junkie Walter November 15, 2005