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Poverty Bay

a small town, Pelican Bay, Texas with low rent, inside a city with high rent, also known for drug manufacturing houses that exploded in the '80s, as well as a man who was killed by his wife, chopped into pieces and buried in their yard and a woman killed by her own tenant when police failed to respond in a timely manner
my friend is going to move into his own place in Poverty Bay. I hear he is going to get a 3 bedroom for $650 a month!
by another pelican in the bay February 12, 2018
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Christmas Poverty

The time during and after the winter holidays (Christmahannukwanzadan, though Ramadon is not a winter holiday) when everyone has vaccumed out their wallets and sucked their banks dry to buy hundreds of dollars worth of unnecessary cards and presents for people because now such an act is necessary for confirming and sustaining friendly relations.

Since everyone has already starved their wallets, they then proceed to not spend anything until mid-February. As a result us retail workers lose all our hours and not only can we not recover from our own Christmas poverty but we often see the amount of money left in our bank account drop to double digits or even single digits, upon which arises a strong urge to drink--which costs money.

It's a vicious cycle and is often not escaped by the inexperienced and weak of heart.
Oh, shoot; I forgot to save up for this year's Christmas Poverty. Guess I'll starve for a week else not be able to pay rent!!

Are you feeling the Christmas Poverty too?
I feel ya, girl! I got 50 dollars to last me 2 weeks after all the bills.
At least you're on salary.
Yeah, non-paid overtime. Woohoo!

Crap next year I'm saving three hundred dollars to get myself through the Christmas Povery without begging for help from the folks.

It's February 7 today, the Christmas Poverty is FINALLY starting to lift!
by $20 left in my bank account!!! February 26, 2011
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Poverty 69

Poverty 69 is a mocking name of an Indian Discord mod “Love 19”
by Viral Football October 11, 2023
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poverty porn

Porn that is made by people who wouldn't ordinarily do porn, but seriously need the money. This explains why some people who appear in porn but obviously have no idea what they are doing.
Dave: That chick Taylor is so hot. She made the whole DVD worth buying.

Sean: I heard she was doing poverty porn to get her transmission fixed.
by james savik November 5, 2023
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Poverty Button

An unlabeled, unusable button or switch in your car because you couldn't afford the option upgrade.
Every time I look at that unlabeled poverty button on my dash, I'm reminded of the heated seats I couldn't afford.
by Durt McGurt November 13, 2023
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Poverty Dogs

"Were havin poverty dogs tonight" Fuck yeah
by Gasflame961 January 26, 2024
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poverty, war and hunger

by Debskelly1985 April 7, 2023
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