Porter Pounder

Has a massive cock and fucks just about everyday, girls drop to his feet, he is a master at the tongue tornado, he will fuck you up then fuck your bich if you cross his path and is one hot motherfucker.

Girl says to other girl: look it’s porter pounder I wonder if he will have a three way with us.
Boy says to other boy: holy fuck it’s porter pounder he fucks all the biches, don’t cross his path or he will fuck you up!

by Judgeofficial June 11, 2018

pittsburgh pounder

Where a male shits on his partners chest *WITH PERMISSION*while the partner jacks him off, then will turn around, ejaculate on the vagina, and lay on his partners chest.

I asked for a pittsburgh pounder and ended up with a cracked rib, and a positive pregnancy test. What a night.

by COCKDOCK12÷4 September 11, 2016

twelve pounder

a larger than normal poop used to describe the fictious weight of the movement

Ted just ate four pizzas. It won't be long before he drops a twelve pounder.

or

Hey Mike, if you are going in there to drop a twelve pounder, snip it off at six so as to not plug up the hopper.

by ltwillhuch April 21, 2011

Anal Pounder

When you get a dicking so hard in your ass that you gain hemeroids.

Yea Jack the other day got a nice ass Anal Pounder.

by Adolf Hitler 卐 April 10, 2021

Pinot Pounder

The act of chugging a glass of Pinot Grigio, therefore pounding its contents.

We'll we're celebrating your birthday, lets get a round of Pinot Pounders.

by DirkD1ggler September 9, 2016

Frosted Pounder

A sexual maneuver where a man is having sex with a woman in the pile driver position and he pulls out and ejaculates all over her before using his penis to rub in the "frosting." He then pounds back into his newly-frosted bundt cake.

"Oh yes, fuck me just like that!"
"I'm going give you a frosted pounder!"
"Yes, turn me into your dirty cake!"

by ILOVEBEINGPURPLE! May 13, 2016

Poon Pounder

A man who kills all the vagina in the neighborhood. They usually originate from Hollywood and have hog balls. Don't leave your wife alone for the weekend if you have a poon pounder in the area. They can be very persuasive.

George: Hey that Kevin guy is surrounded by 20 hot chics!
Jose: I know, he's a real poon pounder!

by fricking sweet as person August 8, 2016