by Door gunner September 06, 2017
Ted just ate four pizzas. It won't be long before he drops a twelve pounder.
or
Hey Mike, if you are going in there to drop a twelve pounder, snip it off at six so as to not plug up the hopper.
or
Hey Mike, if you are going in there to drop a twelve pounder, snip it off at six so as to not plug up the hopper.
by ltwillhuch April 03, 2011
innuendual trap used to lure someone into sex, prefereably with fedoras involved. Must have baby powder just in case.
by Bitch Ass Fedora March 07, 2017
by Daddy let’s go November 30, 2021
Has a massive cock and fucks just about everyday, girls drop to his feet, he is a master at the tongue tornado, he will fuck you up then fuck your bich if you cross his path and is one hot motherfucker.
Girl says to other girl: look it’s porter pounder I wonder if he will have a three way with us.
Boy says to other boy: holy fuck it’s porter pounder he fucks all the biches, don’t cross his path or he will fuck you up!
Boy says to other boy: holy fuck it’s porter pounder he fucks all the biches, don’t cross his path or he will fuck you up!
by Judgeofficial May 30, 2018
A sexual maneuver where a man is having sex with a woman in the pile driver position and he pulls out and ejaculates all over her before using his penis to rub in the "frosting." He then pounds back into his newly-frosted bundt cake.
"Oh yes, fuck me just like that!"
"I'm going give you a frosted pounder!"
"Yes, turn me into your dirty cake!"
"I'm going give you a frosted pounder!"
"Yes, turn me into your dirty cake!"
by ILOVEBEINGPURPLE! May 14, 2016
A man that comes out to a pasture (that he does not own), at dusk and vigorously thrust against the farmers chosen cow leg three times, slaps it's ass and disappears into the night.
"you hear that?" "Yes!, Turn the fucking lights on there's a cattle pounder outside!" "Get my gun jack, I'm about to end this sick fucks life....."
by Huckedrealfard July 28, 2018