porching

The act of taking unwanted, outdated, or stolen merchandise to the highest floor of a house or apartment and throwing said merchandise over the balcony or out the window. This usually takes place after copious amounts of drinking or from excessive boredom. Typical items to be porched are old bicycles, Betamax VCRs, fried computer monitors, etc. On a rare occasion a stolen Honda scooter might be porched. It is preferred that a crowd be gathered at the base of the dwelling to spread the enjoyment amongst as many as possible.

Mikey drank a whole bottle of Cuervo the other night and decided porching his roommate's futon would be a good idea. It got pretty ugly after that.

by The Slow Kid October 4, 2007

Porch Monkey

A gangster wannabe that talks about being gangster when all he does is sit on steps and talk about being gangster to other wannabe gangsters

-Yo so this dude was disrespecting me, I would have stabbed him but i don't need heat from the 5-0
-Dude you've been sitting on the porch for the past week you porch monkey

by Dago Power September 9, 2010

Porange

1)
Porn using oranges.
The slow peeling of an orange in a sexual way.

2) Porn sacreation

Ted: "Hey bob!"
Bob: "Yea ted?"
Ted: "I found this awesome Porange site!"
Bob: "Are you serious?"
Ted: "Hell yea!"

by BriBriBria August 28, 2006

Porch Monkey

A lazy black man, who sits on his porch drinking and trading his food stamps for crack.

Damn porch monkeys, cant they just get a job!

by Luvs2Spooge January 16, 2008

angry pocahontas

1) You need a slim, straight dark haired, tan or bronze skinned hottie.
2) You need to make love to her doggy style
3) You need to have a long feather.

As you bring you partner to climax you insert the feather into her love cheerio. As she is moaning in orgasmic delight and surprised anger you grab her by the hair and shove her face into a pillow or the bed then quickly pull her back up. Repeat this move as many times as possible. The broken-up moans mimic the sound of a stereotypical Indian. There you have it, one angry pocahontas

"This little hottie took me back to her place last night. So I'm bone'en her doggy style and just as she's cum'in I notice a feather stick'in outa her down comforter. I couldnt resist, I had to give her the angry pocahontas. Man once she stopped shaken she chased me all over the apartment with a pocket knife."

by Moonpie Eater October 18, 2008

Porange

A color that is right in the middle of pink and orange making it indistinguishable.

Marcel ''Dude is that jumper pink or orange?''
Roger ''Neither Dude, its porange''
Marcel ''ooooooooh''

by FishMonster July 7, 2011

pussy porch

the pouch of fat above a womans pussy. also know as a fupa.

Hey Pete will you look at the pussy porch on that woman..

by Muff Diver Vince January 30, 2008