by Javelinbobcat January 17, 2015

Pluto is one of the many flat planets in our solar system that nasa is hiding from us along with mercury, the son, your chest, and the earth
by 🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️ March 11, 2018

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A Mercury And Pluto link on your birthday means there is a specific path you must follow over the coming year. The nature of that path will be made clear to you over the next few days, so keep your eyes and ears open and be ready to move fast.
by InterpersonalCommunication March 5, 2025

When your wife says you can't have sex because shes on her period, so you go for anal instead, but she hasn't prepared with an enima so when you pull out and and have a shit covered dick, then sneaky slam it in her blood box, so now you cock looks like a chocolate pluto pup and sauce.
Hubby was horrible last night, we did anal cause im on my rags, and he jumped from butt to box then told me his cock looks like a chocolate pluto pup, now I've got a uti.
by Douwntanal October 14, 2019

That one guy from Beasts Of Utopia the ark roleplay server... He likes sweet rolls! Damn he's a pretty cool guy huh?
by Plutonism April 20, 2024

Bertha asked me more details about how sausage was made and I told her i had already reached my pluto-esquian limits on this subject.
by Caroline Eicher June 5, 2025

by CLEdogg May 18, 2014
