don't pick up the .50 cal

in Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare online, it is bad luck to pick up a barett .50 caliber sniper rifle. the gun must be picked up from the dead body of another player for it to be bad luck. statistics show that once the player has the .50 cal in his/her possesion, they will be kiled within the minute

john:dude i found a .50 cal up here time to pone some poon

joe:don't pick up the .50 cal!

(john gets plugged)

by cape cOd 4 August 5, 2009

picking up what you're putting down

Understanding what the person is saying. Reaching an agreement.

"Do you understand?"
"Yes"
"Are you picking up what I'm puttting down"

by david and cyndi April 8, 2003

Pick your shit up boy

A phrase used when talking to a southern American, generally those described as rednecks and/ or idiots. For best effect, say in a hick American accent. Warning: known to make little boys cry.

1. Josh's mum: "PICK YOUR SHIT UP BOY" *Josh gets picking his shit up*

2. Jen: "PICK YOUR SHIT UP BOY" Josh: "SHE DIDN'T SAY BOY!" Jen: "uh huh sureeee she didn't"

by BLee1 August 25, 2009

PICK UP THE SPARE ON A 7-10 SPLIT

ramming a bowling trophy in a persons anus

I ASKED MY WIFE IF I COULD GIVE HER A 7-10 SPLIT. SHE SAID ONLY IF SHE COULD PICK UP THE SPARE ON A 7-10 SPLIT ON ME.

by jjackson74 September 27, 2012

Picking up what you're laying down

to dig or dig it
to understand/appreciate
a way to acknowledge that you follow what you're being told

a: once you turn left off of wisconsin avenue, the road splits, you want to take the hard right...
b: i'm picking up what you're laying down

by WWHS March 30, 2004

picking up what you're laying down

A phrase to let someone know you understand what they're talking about.

Dude: So then Brenda says she wants to get in the back seat.

Other dude: I'm picking up what you're laying down.

by Nole69 June 13, 2009

pick up the Cosby kids from the pool

to scoop your shit out of the toilet, by hand or with a fishnet.

Jim had forgotten his doctor wanted a stool sample, so right after he finished dropping off the Cosby kids at the pool he immediately had to pick up the Cosby kids from the pool.

by ducksRpeople2 September 11, 2011