venomous throbbing python of love

A Dick

She took the venomous throbbing python of love

by Ya mum asdf October 22, 2013

Python

Inserting a dangerous snake up someone's ass before performing anal sex.

After a wild weekend of Python, Gary was bitten on his ass cheek and later died of his wounds.

by dangling_participle August 15, 2011

banana carpet python

Fake, photoshopped carpet python that never existed.

Check out my banana carpet python. Now buy some jaguars from me!!!!

by Jan Eric October 23, 2009

pythagoras

(v)
Sexual position where the woman is being penetrated sideways while the guy is on his knees and one of her legs ends up on the guy's shoulder; hence, a rough geometrical triangular shape is formed. Also know as the RC kick.

Note that this position is often use in BD sessions to hin the woman and at the same time establish that the guy is the man (hedeman). It is more pleasurable is done with a baldey.

Last night I pythagoras your sister

by Morris_X September 3, 2007

Pythagorate

To apply the Pythagorean theorum to any right triangle

Now that we have two of the sides of the triangle, we can pythagorate it to find the third one!

by Soph Soph January 15, 2008

Pythagorean

(v.)(trans.): to use the Pythagorean Theorem to solve for an unknown side of a right triangle. Used mostly in nerd circles.

John: Shoot, how am I going to find the magnitude of this net force vector?
Bob: Dude, just Pythagorean it!

by Stephen Industries February 4, 2009

Python Bum

The fetish/magic trick of expanding/dislocating your bumhole like a python jaw, thereby suffocating /strangling /ingesting items of various sizes and textures... Mainly coarse material pillows or small humans.

Yo Johan! that girl, she was such a python bum, walked away with my cushion!

by mistercassidy May 7, 2020