When someone chats you "hey" and you respond in a timely fashion and then they say nothing... Did you forget what you wanted? Seriously, don't get so excited and ping me when you're ready to chat.
You: Hey
Me: Hey
(...an hour and no further dialogue later...)
Me: Did you fall off of the earth?
(...just another premature hey, how annoying???)
Me: Hey
(...an hour and no further dialogue later...)
Me: Did you fall off of the earth?
(...just another premature hey, how annoying???)
by studbebski February 8, 2010
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by The Rev. Ned January 6, 2010
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me: that bitch must be crazy.
you: why?
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you: why?
me: she pulled a premature status change...doesn't she know she's just a booty call!
by Mchl January 4, 2007
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by Jase has diarrhea February 20, 2007
Get the Premature Starjaculation mug.when you finally realize that dabbing is retarded and that every time you do it, you look like a complete lemming idiot.
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The act of prematurely adding someone to your friend list on facebook or myspace; Often a result of using the auto-discovery function, whereby one inadvertantly adds several people from their gmail contacts list, only to later realize there were certain names included that were not intended to have become friended.
The act of prematurely adding someone to your friend list on facebook or myspace; Often a result of using the auto-discovery function, whereby one inadvertantly adds several people from their gmail contacts list, only to later realize there were certain names included that were not intended to have become friended.
her: "omg, I totally blew it and friended my new boss on facebook. Now she'll know I'm multislacking all day at work."
him: "Sounds like premature association. Wait a few weeks then defriend her...maybe she won't notice."
him: "Sounds like premature association. Wait a few weeks then defriend her...maybe she won't notice."
by my2wins June 10, 2008
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Hey did you see bobby have a premature applausulation at the jazz concert? He complete went off 2 mins before the number was over!
by Malc_o_scribe January 4, 2010
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