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awkward pelican

A quirky individual whom resembles a pelican and is said to have the ability to transform into a pelican during uncomfortable (awkward) moments. These individuals are said to be descendants of the underwater sea king Tritan and his bird loving wife, Henrietta. "Awkward pelican" individuals can usually be found frequenting sea ports or beach towns, especially on the east coast of the United States. They tend to smell like fish because that's what they eat in the pelican form.
OMG she smells so fishy, she must be an awkward pelican!
by awkpel November 8, 2011
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Obese Pelican

Wow obese pelican has such a large penis
by ObesePelican June 17, 2019
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suspicious pelican

he is a pelican that is highly suspicious.
Someone: does something
SuspiciousPelican: What a cuck
by SkyTohru April 15, 2020
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Extra Pelican

A blow job so deep the testicles are inhaled and the tongue licks the booty hole.
Bro 1: This girl gave such ridiculous head!
Bro 2: Like deep throat?!
Bro 1: Even better. She gave me an extra pelican.
by anonymous September 12, 2022
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Baby Pelican

Term used for an individual with an innate ability to swallow large objects.
by Jimi Ralphman April 13, 2023
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gurgle balls like a pelican

One who gurgles balls like a pelican is someone who is generally an complete dick to be around, either used as a serious insult or light hearted banter between friends. It means in its simplest form you take a lot of balls in your mouth
Harry you gurgle balls like a pelican.
by Jdoggydog25 September 19, 2016
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pelican pounder

A form of beastiality usually involving oral sex with that of a pelican, often entered through the beak
of the pelican and penetrating through to the stomach.
"Oh man it was awesome, i gave that cute little guy a pelican pounder!"

"Dude, if you wanna show dominance give it a pelican pounder and it won't question authority ever again."

"you have no idea how awesome it was i gave it a P.P. and it died right in front of me!!"
by T-jimbo January 4, 2008
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