Payton Peterson

Payton's favorite shtick these days is his gay routine. He fusses his hair and talks like a girl only when he is alone, he says he is not gay, but he just doesn't want people to judge him. His favorite thing to do while he is alone is to run around his room naked and clap his cheeks on pillows.
Payton Peterson is gay.
by 123456789man December 13, 2019
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payton faul

Sexy man with a huge Dick. Pleases the woman in a timely manner. Very nice, kind of smart.
Payton Faul gets me off every time so fast!
by Payton faul May 12, 2022
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Payton Ray

guy who is not trustworthy, cannot stop asking for nudes, is very rude. has friends that can’t stop texting you and just an all together ugly as heck stoopid as heck guy.
by skeetle leetle June 15, 2019
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Payton kern

Payton is the hottest girl u will ever meet. She's perfect in every way.
Payton kern is perf
by Truckaduck November 05, 2013
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Max Payton

a furry
max, if you’re reading this, i guess ur moms a furry too.
max’s are usually attracted to cancers ♋️
by o5706 April 11, 2020
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Payton Marshall

A little fairy that makes anal love to cute cats with scarfs.

Possibly gay.

almost got laid once but, managed to poop himself with getting his anus licked.

Lowers the fuck out of property value due to unearthly small genitals and long sex periods.

Spends most his days jerking his junk until purple or bleeding due to high speeds and friction of dry beating with tweezers.
"I just totally saw James pulling a Payton"

"My boyfriend is such a Payton, i was up all night"

"Payton Marshall likes men"
by PureRageEssence April 08, 2013
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Dirty Payton

A girl who always picks her nose and eats the bogeys during sex, and it is the only thing that gets her off
I was fucking that girls for hours and she just wouldn’t cum! She must be a dirty Payton
by Macandcheese23 March 27, 2020
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