pasty bastard

Looking like john king especially during the winter time

John is the pastiest bastard i have ever seen in my life.

by sudak sudam January 22, 2005

pasty face

An individual, typically male, whose facial features are generally rounded and ill-defined. The skin is pale and frequently clammy in appearance; the eyes are droopy, the lips pudgy, and jawline is nonexistent.

Guy 1: "Check out that pasty face!"

Guy 2: "Gross, dude. He's a chimo for sure."

by creepsicles November 22, 2011

Anal Pastie

Dervived from an Asshole, and the shit that comes out of it, an anal pastie is what someone is usually considered to eat if they are a shit eater, or lick peoples arseholes (figuratively). Anal pastie is usually used as follows...
Goddamn,

Bob, you really do eat your Dads anal pasties don't you. You lick more ass than a hungry blind canine.

Or

Fucking hell James, did you want to eat anymore of his/her anal pasties? You shitraping motherfucking poo prodder.

by Profanosaurus September 17, 2008

Thigh pasty

Crude slang for a womans vagina.

I was sitting on the other side and could see all the way up the skirt, right to her thigh pasty.

Wouldn't mind a taste of her thigh pasty.

by The Gerk September 23, 2009

Nasty Pasty

Someone who is a mean person and should change the way they speak to there g's.

They also don't care for there fam and need to learn to be nioce.
Nasty Pastys should learn renegade to solve there problems.
If you know someone who is a nasty pasty you should report them to Dora and she will teach them renegade.

Mimi is a Nasty Pasty because he wont play roblox with his friends.

by ItsCoronaTimee March 27, 2020

kurdish pasty

a phrase that can be used in almost any situation, as an exclamation, a derisory term or even a cryptic synonym for vagina but probably not actually what it would appear to be.

Bob: can i have a bite of your kurdish pasty?
Anne: NO! FUCK OFF! YOU KURDISH PASTY!!!

by The March Hare January 11, 2005

Pasty Biscuit

The best of the best of the white girls.

“Damn, look at that fine looking pasty biscuit”

by T6ylynn April 11, 2022