porridge head

someone who is wack , slow or otherwise thick in the head

Joe: Did Shelby drop her phone in the toilet again last night?
Anna: Yeah she's such a porridge head!

by leelay September 4, 2010

Stirring the chocolate porridge

A variation of the deviant sexual act of dumping on someones chest. Stirring the chocolate porridge involves defacating on your partners chest and then ejucalating into it. Once your partner has this juicy mix all over their chest you mix it around with your hard cock in order to heighten your sexual experience

I had fun stirring the chocolate porridge all over jenny's breasts last night

by freddy got bumbled August 28, 2009

Porridge

Porridge can mean good or bad but mostly good.

- " you look really porridge today"

by xxxxHannahxxxx March 10, 2009

porridge

used to describe a womans pussy when full of cum. normally used in relation to group sex, by males.

I want her first because I hate stirring the porridge.

by aus_nomad February 4, 2007

vaginal porridge

Similar to a cream pie only done during a womans period. When a man cums inside a woman on her period, the woman then forces the blood/cum mixture out of her vagina.

Chuck eats vaginal porridge for breakfast every morning.

by Pass March 16, 2004

Porridge Wogs

A true term used for scottish people.
According to Nick's grandma.

' the problem with Scotland is, its full of bloody Porridge Wogs.'

by Benjamin (KEEP IT POSITIVE) May 17, 2006

Porridge Wog

Porridge Wog is a nickname for a Scotsman.

There are many traditional stories around about the tight fisted nature of Porridge Wogs however I have never met one that is over 5 feet 6 tall who is anything other than generous to a fault. However, I have yet to meet one under 5 feet 6 tall who would buy a drink for anyone. This strange breed of Dwarf Porridge Wog has an amazing sense of balance due to the possession of a chip on each shoulder. Usually GWAR.

Whilst the common or garden full size Porridge Wog is an open minded life and soul of the party the Dwarf Porridge Wog never tires of telling you how great Scotchland is yet he never has the decency to bugger off back there and leave us all in peace.

by Daw the Gnaw July 15, 2011