A birthday song sung so off-key and out of tune, it almost sounds like it could've come from "Monty Python".
Person A: I hoped you didn't mind the "Monty Python Birthday Hell Song".

Person B: Aww.. you guys know that's a compliment!
by moonfox42 December 08, 2011
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to python

To lie down after eating too much food, in order to digest it; similar to a food coma, but with less chance of irreversible brain damage.
"Theresa just ate three lunches, so now she's going to python."
"Yes, that girl has powerful appetites."
by cuspidor April 08, 2022
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don-python

When you wrap your legs around the person's waist and squeeze as hard as you can.
DON-PYTHON! DON-PYTHON!

He did the Don-python!
by Don chertt June 10, 2011
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Python's Cunt

A slimy snake of an individual that exhibits cuntish behaviour. Also known as a Cunt Snake.
Oh! Look at Dave over there! That guy is such a python's cunt!
by AndyUK September 26, 2023
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Python bull

A creature on which is similar to the pitbull but has numerous amount's of abilities such as super strength and the ability to hang to ceilings it's proved to have great relation's to skinwalkers.
chill that's just my dog sunshine he's a python bull but he don't bite (the dog will tear you limb from limb if unattended).
by Cjman21023 July 14, 2023
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purple python head

When a males penis head turns purple.
Man i have a purple python head
by Kayla baby June 11, 2008
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Atlanta Python

An Atlanta Python is a gargantuan penis both in length and width (averaging from 14" to 20+ in length) that has the texture and pattern of the python snake. This condition is more common in Atlanta due to the high population of African-American people in Atlanta.
Girl1: "I slept with Jerome last night and it turns out he has an Atlanta Python."
Girl2: "Damn girl, you a lucky bitch, I only get Tod's tiny white dick."
by JakeRules666 March 13, 2017
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