Poon Pounder

A man who kills all the vagina in the neighborhood. They usually originate from Hollywood and have hog balls. Don't leave your wife alone for the weekend if you have a poon pounder in the area. They can be very persuasive.

George: Hey that Kevin guy is surrounded by 20 hot chics!
Jose: I know, he's a real poon pounder!

by fricking sweet as person August 8, 2016

cattle pounder

A man that comes out to a pasture (that he does not own), at dusk and vigorously thrust against the farmers chosen cow leg three times, slaps it's ass and disappears into the night.

"you hear that?" "Yes!, Turn the fucking lights on there's a cattle pounder outside!" "Get my gun jack, I'm about to end this sick fucks life....."

by Huckedrealfard July 27, 2018

pittsburgh pounder

Where a male shits on his partners chest *WITH PERMISSION*while the partner jacks him off, then will turn around, ejaculate on the vagina, and lay on his partners chest.

I asked for a pittsburgh pounder and ended up with a cracked rib, and a positive pregnancy test. What a night.

by COCKDOCK12÷4 September 11, 2016

twelve pounder

a larger than normal poop used to describe the fictious weight of the movement

Ted just ate four pizzas. It won't be long before he drops a twelve pounder.

or

Hey Mike, if you are going in there to drop a twelve pounder, snip it off at six so as to not plug up the hopper.

by ltwillhuch April 21, 2011

salt pounder

I heard my co worker say it in a road rage incident

“Get the fuck outta the way you salt pounder”
“ SALT POUNDER “

by Mustyass808 October 31, 2020

organ pounder

A loose medical term used when a males genitalia that is almost super humanly strong when erect or going from flaccid to erect. And will hurt partners in coitus or other sexual or love making acts Involving the dominant male partners genitals. This occurs in anal or vaginal use and the term is derived from when the area or inner part of the partners orifice is either damaged or bruised in some way. Such as major rips or tears of anal or vaginal tissue. And other unique cases are of humiliating accident of ripping pants or breaking zippers with jolts of an erection.

Jennifer's boyfriend has an organ pounder of a dick and she can't even stand.

by Dr. Francisco baker December 31, 2017

Mound pounder

A woman that enjoys smacking the upper part of her vagina during masterbating.

I walked in on my room mate masterbating.she is a total mound pounder.

by Door gunner September 6, 2017