porcelain gypsy

a bad case of gonorrhea

wow, that bitch got a visit from the porcelain gypsy

by Robert Gardner April 5, 2008

porcelain bomb

A statement that is loud, obnoxious and memorable; it will be forever etched into one's mind. A revolting and awkward statement.

Our professor was talking about our classmate's special test-writing needs in front of the class; thus dropping the porcelain bomb.

by porcelain bomb November 15, 2007

kissing porcelain

When one is kissing porcelain he or she is either sitting on the toilet for a long time or throwing up. Usually because of illness or sickness or simply hung over.

When you are done kissing porcelain and feel better let me know.

by brahpla September 6, 2014

University of Porcelain

An informal institution of higher learning - the lavatory - where the student reads volumes of educational, usually high brow, materials while taking a dump, or just enjoying the privacy.

While I earned my degree several years ago, I often take continuing education courses at the University of Porcelain.

by Bard O' the Bidet January 26, 2010

porcelain crayon

1: A turd
2: Fecal matter

"Dude, I just wrote your name with a porcelain crayon." (Took a crap)
Stains in the toilet bowl were left by a porcelain crayon.
His teeth look like he has been chewing on a porcelain crayon.

by Kory W. February 12, 2008

Porcelain Bus

when your drunk and ready to vomit you hang on to the toilet with both hands.

I had to drive the "porcelain bus," last night.

by Ima.AssOe June 21, 2014

Porcelain Hot

If you'd eat her ass if it was clean,
if you'd eat her ass if it was nasty,
if you'd eat her ass if it was covered in shit,
if you'd eat the literal shit out of her ass,
if you'd live to be her personal toilet, meeting her every lavatorial demand,

then, and only then, is a girl porcelain hot.

Damn, Kyleen is porcelain hot.

by SantaMOD December 4, 2017