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pony pumper

Someone who's job it is to masturbate horses for semen.
Did you hear about Tyler's new job? Yeah I heard he's a pony pumper. Yeah he loves it.
by notazure June 2, 2010
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pony corner

Being stuck next to someone who farts a lot and you have to stay next to them, hence being stuck in pony corner
I was operating equipment at a conference today and the sound engineer next to me kept farting, it was 2 hours till coffee break so I was stuck in pony corner suffering, it was rank.
by Skusgofagus July 22, 2015
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pony joint

A personal-sized joint.
Pony joints are rolled to be about 5 cm in length -- 2 cm of filter, 3 cm of rolled flower.
The average stoner could smoke a pony joint to themself and be high enough (not too high) for the whole night, while also still sharing.

Pony joints are never called "ponies" or a "pony". We all know what a pony is, and this is NOT it.
Friend 1: Oh these are so cute, I've never seen a joint this small.
Friend 2: Yeah, it's a pony joint! Isn't it the perfect size for tonight?
by TonJucker February 19, 2020
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Pony Loaf

1.The act of a receiver giving a blow job to a poo log which is being excreted by another person squatting above the receiver

2. The act of a one person performing fellatio to a poo log excreting out of another person, who is squatting above the person performing the fellatio upon the poop.
Thomas was never allowed to kiss his girlfriend on the lips after she pony loafed him
by Anthony Marty January 23, 2009
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Pony Show

The act of which a man and/or woman gets buck nasty with any horse breed available. Usually resulting in a nasty cumshot not worth viewing if you have recently eaten.
Sean- "dude, lets go to the pony show tonight!!!!!"

Zack- "nah, im pretty sure my mom is the host."

Sean- "oooooh.....well in that case....ill see ya later, ill tell you how it goes."
by evodrift19 January 5, 2011
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Pony Music Video

Pony Music Videos (or PMVs) are music videos made with popular music and clips from the show My Little Pony. The more crude/inappropriate the music, the better the video.
The Wu-Tang Clan's song "Shame on a Nigga" is now a Pony Music Video!
by HardyHarkins September 6, 2011
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pony up

brony speech for "step up" or "man up"
* Applejack is about to arm wrestle Rainbow Dash *
Applejack: Let's arm wrestle for the tickets!
Rainbow Dash: Alright, pony up bitch!
by MonotoneTyler13 July 2, 2011
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