Ass Picker

Someone who acknowledges all of their friends are on and refuses to get on. Also someone who says they're going to get on and never does.

Ethan wont get on because he's too busy picking his ass. Ethan is such an ass picker.

by hotelxx May 22, 2022

dry picker

Someone who picks out their clothes from the dryer machine because they refuse to fold them.

*Friend 1 opens dryer and looks for clothes*

Friend 2: Why don't you just fold your laundry?

Friend 1: Because this is just easier to find the clothes I want.

Friend 2: You're such a dry picker, just fold them!

by Joe Bowlcut April 12, 2020

Banana Picker

A derogatory name for a Guatemalan, especially one of Native Descent

You damn Banana Picker! All you do is laze around and pick Bananas!

by Intellectual42069 July 7, 2022

Lenis Picker

Your female parent when they meet their new boyfriend while your father is out in the military doing hard work.

"Hey john, did you know your mother is being a lenis picker?"

"WHAT! I have to tell my father about this!"

by dwwadsau89d7w76dshau8duwd87sad December 17, 2021

Ringo Picker

Someone who likes to pleasure anus with their fingers, this could sometime refer to the extraction of stinking butt crusts. To pick the ringo, means to insert the fingers into an anus. Common slang in Wales, UK. Ringo Starr.

Jeffo: oiii cuzzy, what you been up to fam?

Big Al: mans been chilling with the bro's and all that..

Jeffo: you been ringo pickin your boyfriend?

Big Al: nah there aint no brown on my fingers.

Jeffo: stop lying you filthy ringo picker

Big Al: suck out fam

by ado4 May 15, 2016

picker’s perks

When you’re out on a community litter pick and find something useful or valuable to keep e.g cash, old bottles, drinks glasses.

Yayyy - I found a £5 note! Picker’s perks!! 😊

by Irishexplorer August 10, 2019

jake pickering

Jake Pickering is a lovable person with a enormous penis that can reach to the sun and pleasure your mother form the other room he has brown hair

Man, Jake Pickering is awesome. H his penis is amazing

by MrMargarine6911 April 15, 2018