Paris Hilton 

A crotch-pheasant who has the IQ of a squashed jackolantern. Looks quite similar to that ugly little dog she carries with her. Adores pink. Has absolutely no use for underwear.

'She's been with forty men, and she's not even out of junior high!'
'Definetely a Paris Hilton, that one.'

Paris Hilton by Squirrelykins July 3, 2005

paris hilton 

The first person to become famous for being a rich ho.

"what's Paris Hilton famous for anyways"
"I dunno... all she does is have sex and go shopping"
"True dat"

paris hilton by D curt November 17, 2006

paris hilton 

See: Anorexic
See: Slut
See: Whore
See: Ugly
See: Stuck up rich snob

Yo that stuck up skinny ass ugly whore Paris Hilton dont deserve that fortune.

paris hilton by doggy March 24, 2004

Paris Hilton 

What exactally did paris hilton do to become a "celebrity"? oh thats right, jack $hit. her makeup is horrible, and she looks like a sack of bones rattling around on the red carpet.

*in science class*
person 1: hey look at the skeleton model.
person 2: it looks like paris hilton, it just needs a buttload of eyeshadow on it.

Paris Hilton by stranger June 10, 2004

Paris Hilton 

You know, I read all these definitions, and in response to the people who say 'OMG ur all just jealous shes so hawt!!!oneone11!!!' I really don't find her the least bit attractive. She sucks at film-making and she's a skank.

Rabid teenybopper: OMG i worship paris everyones just jealous! LOL!!!1!1!!oneone!
Me: Dood she's a cheap skank.
Rapid teenybopper: no she isnt!!!1! LOL!!!
Me: How very intelligent.
Rabid teenybopper: i kno im lyk so smart!
Me: That was sarcasm you idiot!

Paris Hilton by Darth Assclown August 31, 2005

paris hilton 

biggest slut on earth

"shes so skanky shes like paris hilton in her new sex tape."

paris hilton by greendaygrl17 January 5, 2005

Paris Hilton 

Something that the media and the general public goes crazy over for no good reason. One of the many reasons why I weep for this nation.

Can Paris Hilton just go away?

Paris Hilton by Jon April 14, 2005