The Fung paradox stipulates that after coitus with a female, one must choose between recycling said female, or go on to the next potential sexual partner.
"Man, I don't know if I want to start seeing this female seriously"
"Have you heard about the Fung paradox? You need to choose between recycling or mingling"
"Have you heard about the Fung paradox? You need to choose between recycling or mingling"
by sexbomb174 October 14, 2017
Get the Fung Paradoxmug. Jamal: Dude, why does she have such low self-esteem? She's a dime!
Griffin: Dude, the Samantha Paradox.
Griffin: Dude, the Samantha Paradox.
by Brbgonnagosmoke November 16, 2012
Get the Samantha Paradoxmug. I tried to clock in on time, but the computer just stopped working, and made me 2 minutes late. This is the 3rd time I've fell into Breylon's Paradox this week.
by KidNinjaGames January 28, 2015
Get the Breylon's Paradoxmug. When the most homophobic person you know also is the most homosexual. Often say 'No Homo' after small homosexual actions to random people, as if to justify what they just did was not inappropriate.
Person 1: *slaps Person 2's butt*
Person 1: No Homo
Person 2: That was pretty homo you weirdo
Person 1: You are such a gay ****
Person 3: Don't worry about him, person 1 must be having a homophobic paradox
Person 1: No Homo
Person 2: That was pretty homo you weirdo
Person 1: You are such a gay ****
Person 3: Don't worry about him, person 1 must be having a homophobic paradox
by Broski909 July 13, 2020
Get the Homophobic Paradoxmug. When two or more words are defined by using themselves as the solo point of explanation. This is also known as “defining in loop,” and is theoretically possible. Although, broadly speaking it is considered incorrect (illogical).
Definition of Chair: a wooden object
Definition of Wooden Object: a chair
This would be considered a Definitional Paradox.
Definition of Wooden Object: a chair
This would be considered a Definitional Paradox.
by Harvard Professors Are Dumb August 4, 2021
Get the Definitional Paradoxmug. Any problem with a Microsoft computer system caused by an inadvertent reboot that can only be fixed for some reason by rebooting again.
My power went out and kicked my desktop. It was all messed up. I rebooted it and now it's clean. It's the fucking Gates Paradox.
by STPotter November 21, 2007
Get the Gates Paradoxmug. A very recent form of paradox based on the character from Rick and Morty named Mr. Meeseeks
It uses the theme of the episode to describe a situation in which someone is summoned for a task who then summons another of their kind to help with that task only for the other to summon yet another, ultimately resulting in a slue of unnecessary copies all trying to eliminate one problem. this came from the plot of the episode being that Jerry was having trouble trying to golf and the Mr Meeseeks that was summoned to help tried getting another Meeseeks to help him, which then resulted in another Meeseeks being summoned to help that Meeseeks help the other Meeseeks help Jerry, and so on and so forth.
It uses the theme of the episode to describe a situation in which someone is summoned for a task who then summons another of their kind to help with that task only for the other to summon yet another, ultimately resulting in a slue of unnecessary copies all trying to eliminate one problem. this came from the plot of the episode being that Jerry was having trouble trying to golf and the Mr Meeseeks that was summoned to help tried getting another Meeseeks to help him, which then resulted in another Meeseeks being summoned to help that Meeseeks help the other Meeseeks help Jerry, and so on and so forth.
Chris: You know bullyhunters right?
June: Yeah, why?
Chris: Well what if a bullyhunter kills the bully, but calls another bullyhunter to kill the bullyhunter, and then that bullyhunter feels bullied, so they summon another one
June: Jesus, Chris, stop with The Meeseeks Paradox
June: Yeah, why?
Chris: Well what if a bullyhunter kills the bully, but calls another bullyhunter to kill the bullyhunter, and then that bullyhunter feels bullied, so they summon another one
June: Jesus, Chris, stop with The Meeseeks Paradox
by That Scooter kid you hate July 25, 2020
Get the The Meeseeks Paradoxmug.