Alabama Oyster

Semen on a Saltine Cracker.

My girl said she was hungry so I gave her an Alabama Oyster.

by TheCraigMachine April 6, 2009

Wellfleet oyster

The act of slurping seemen from one's hand as if eating an expensive oyster.

I gave my girlfriend the old wellfleet oyster for her birthday.

by MagnumPI January 1, 2010

Black Oyster

When a black male stick his testicle in a womans anus.

"my nuts smells cuz i gave that bitch a black oyster"

by butthole52 January 31, 2010

oyster picking

when someone opens up another ones asshole and plucks a particularily greasy shit as one would a pearl from an oyster

chris opened chelseas ass and pulled off some spectacular oyster picking

by LT CASEY RYBACK June 16, 2009

pearling the oyster

When you put one or both testicals in her pussy while having intercourse.

I was pearling the oyster while hitting it from the back.

by Woodworks July 23, 2015

Oyster Bay

Oyster Bay is a small town on Long Island filled with stuck up white kids. It’s so small that nobody knows what it is. There’s like 5 different pizza places and at least 10 nail salons. It’s actually really pretty by the water especially in the summer. The only time it gets crowded is for oyster fest when half of Long Island comes. Don’t even get me started on Oyster Bay Cove. It’s basically rich white kids that use their parents money for everything. Sick parties tho. Cove neck is pretty boring unless you wanna see Teddy Roosevelt’s house. Everyone knows everything about everyone here and anyone who actually lives in Oyster bay hates that people from Towns like Hicksville, Locust Valley, Syosset etc get access to Tobay beach.

Person 1: Where u from?
Person 2: Oyster Bay
Person 1: What is that?

Person 2: *shakes head*

by Daddysmoney123456 December 24, 2019

purple oyster

When your partner fucks you agressivly over a long period of time and the majority of your blood flow around your vaginal lips become purple in color and dry.

"Oh Shit! You're giving me a purple oyster!"

by KKK Comander April 17, 2017