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hop onto my mighty ship

an invitation to preform sexual intercourse through the anus. Usually said from one male to another since pirate crews were often all men.
T: What is there to do tonight?
A: Hop onto my mighty ship!
T: No thanks.
by 0101010111 February 4, 2013
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northern ontario

The large, Northern section of the Canadian Province of Ontario. It has so much space and yet most of it is either unused or occupied by the occasional ice fisher or snowmobiler. Oh yeah, it’s cold as fuck too. Want your toes to freeze in October? Come to Northern Ontario. We got lots of room. It’s dark for about six months of the year but the government pays you to live here so why the hell not. Not much goes on here so bring all the books you’ve ever wanted to read.
I was up in Northern Ontario to see my folks and I nearly got clipped by a fackin snowmobile while hackin a dart!
by Friendly Neighborhood Hoser February 8, 2018
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Minden Ontario

minden is a small town in minden Ontario, best known for its excessive use of heroin. It’s also very sexual and overrun by crack addicted teens. Overall it’s a very shitty place
-where you live bro?
-Minden Ontario

-oh damn that’s shitty
by Kuntykennie January 15, 2019
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Burford Ontario

A small town filled with Hicks, The only income is godfathers pizza. There are more tobacco fields then successful businesses. If your from Burford, you own a Pickup truck and a Tractor.
You drive a tractor, Are you from Burford Ontario?
by D Pott January 8, 2020
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Wawa, Ontario

A small town on the eastern shore of Lake Superior, synonymous with the term "Buttfuck, Nowhere".
Caroline: I moving up north to Wawa, Ontario.
Bob: Isn't that like Buttfuck, Nowhere?
Caroline: Yeah, pretty much.
by aVRO aRROW July 10, 2018
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Y'on't

Hick for "you want". Most southern men use this.
"Ey buddy y'on't to bring me a beer?"
"Sure thang!"
by MSF. January 6, 2020
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Hamilton, Ontario

The "Steel City" of Canada located in southern, Ontario. Hamiton's poulation is approx. 500,000 people. Hamilton is split in two between the downton core and the more suburban mountain. The mountain is actually the 300 foot Niagara Escarpment.

Some areas of Hamilton are nice like Westdale and McMaster University, Hess Street, Dundas and the Dundas Valley, and Ancaster. However, the north end of Hamilton is vile and horrific.

The north end is home to two of Canada's largest steel works (Stelco and Dofasco). The revolting brown, crumbling mass of factories, slag heaps, and smog turns the image of Hamilton into a city that is a shithole that isn't fit for human habitation.

Hamiltonians also have an inferiority complex next to its larger neighbour, Toronto. However, Hamitonians know that by risking higher rates of cancer, deformed children, and the awful eggy-smell due to the steel works, the rent and quality of life is great.
He likes to have sex with furry animals, he must be from Hamilton.

Criminals from Toronto are exiled to Hamilton.



Motorist passing on the QEW: "speed up, this place stinks like eggy farts."

Fuck you, I'm from Hamilton and I think it's great you bloody snob.
by Dundasian February 6, 2005
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