Jordon and Whitney

Whitney's super fucking amazing, she always has Jordon smiling even when he's down. She's a great person and has the greatest personality on the planet. Did I mention she's fucking amazing?

Jordon's just straight lame, he goes ham though. :DDD

Jordon and Whitney could be together forever! :D

by Jfrizzlesnips September 12, 2010

whitney houston lip

Excessive sweating on upper lip from too much cocaine

I can tell Bobby was high because he had Whitney Houston lip.

by Addison777 June 4, 2017

Whitney

A person who complains about everything after a routine medical procedure

That girl is being such a Whitney, it was just a tubal!

by Kbrochaim December 29, 2019

Whitney

To have a graphically violent bowel movement that penetrates your nose, ears, and mouth. Whitneying, whitneyed

“Dude, I went to Chipotle for lunch. It was good but I’m totally gonna whitney.”

by handiginge December 18, 2017

whitney jannotta

Whitney Jannotta: A beautiful person you should never let go. You might say she she's a basic white girl from lake forest, but that's not true. She's a keeper, someone you want to take home to meet your grandparents. She always has a smile on her face, or always has a funny comment. She is a true and loyal friend who can keep all your secrets, you NEVER want to lose.

Damn that whitney jannotta.

by hfeuwhguvhuhvuhgihv May 4, 2018

Whitney

101 % of the Time.. Wrong.

Whitney really thought she was right, lol.

by ThT1Kidd February 22, 2019

Whitney Love Bombing

Similar to traditional love bombing, Whitney Love BombingTM is a tactic established is 2025 where someone overwhelms a new partner with excessive affection, attention, and gifts early in a relationship to establish that they follow through on a challenge and to gain their trust. This can involve grand gestures, constant communication, and promises of future pranks and dares, all designed to make the target laugh, feel presently surprised, and slightly overwhelmed. It is the genuine non-manipulative version of traditional love bombing and, if executed correctly, should lead to great memories, laughter, healthy conversation about boundaries, and a relationship and/or friendship based on mutual consent, pranks, and fun.

I didn’t think she’d actually send me tacos at work! Whitney Love Bombing goes hard!

As a guy, I never received flowers and edible arrangements until I met a girl that insisted on breaking gender norms and Whitney Love Bombed me!

by Leechan4 April 15, 2025