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Jah’s Dad

Fatass Muslim’s kid’s big daddy who has weak knee’s
by Champ3214 April 26, 2022
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The Religion Of Jah

Jahism is a religious branch of Christianity, Originated in the United States. The Religion of Jah is based on the head god, his mentor, three saints, and three henchmen. The god of Jahism is unknown but referred to as Jah, thus Jah is also considered the head of the three saints. The Three Saints conprise of XXXTentacion, Adolf, and Sal from Impractical Jokers, each of these saints also have "henchmen", with these being Hampter, Biggie Cheese, and the Thumb from Spykids. Common practices in the religion include punishments such as Neutering and edging.
"Bro, youre a Simp Catholic Christain?"
"yea, ive always wanted to know how to become a chad like you"
"easy bro, just follow me to the Church of Jah and join the Religion of Jah"
"Wow! now i can be the biggest chad in the world!"
by Yoboichickennugg December 4, 2021
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Jah

Is a slang word for "Yeah" mostly meaning yes,yep,yeah or sure.
Harry: So your saying that's a website where you can find neat slangs easily?
Me: Jah, & it's called urbandictionary
by Ashallinoo May 21, 2021
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Jah

Relating to something.

Another way of saying 'frl' or 'yeah'.
It's said in response to something someone said.
Her:apple juice is better than orange juice.
Me: Jah like it is.
by Buittz December 31, 2023
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jah-zelle

She is one of the amazing woman u will ever meet she'll be mean but she's only playing with you
She's such a Jah-zelle
by Nureen nizam November 20, 2019
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jah

“You see jah” “yeah with his perverted ass
by .,?? April 26, 2022
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