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Road Rim

The act of licking a persons sphincter in a circular motion while they are driving a car. Best achieved if you put the car into cruise control.
I gave him road rim while he was driving.
by Robert Hicks Crew July 29, 2008
mugGet the Road Rimmug.

Road Rage

Road Rage is a condition that is created when lazy, uninterested and/or overworked traffic cops let ignorant drivers operate their vehicles in an illegal and aggressive manner that irritates the drivers around them. The end result is Road Rage. Road Rage can result in anything from foul gestures to the offending asshole being shot.
Until the police increase the number of citations they issue to asshole drivers, Jagoffs in Las Vegas will continue to create more Road Rage.
by Overdrive February 25, 2006
mugGet the Road Ragemug.

Maltby Road

Formerly known as Millicent Road. Location of the Maltby Lorry and its building and new location of Pork Scotch's Cone and Nogtard's Bog. Home of the Heroes.
Monk: Shall we head to Maltby Road later to see the cone and bog later?

Mick: Yeah, lets leave a packet of Hill Gingers in the bog.
mugGet the Maltby Roadmug.

road handy

Armen stole Marlene's heart, so she gave him a road handy
by Armen Nersessian August 4, 2006
mugGet the road handymug.

Road Cop

a small device, usually kept under the drivers seat, or between the seat and the door, used for serving street justice... often a small, t-ball bat, or a crowbar, as neither item are technically illegal
while driving, someone cut me off, so i used my Road Cop to inflict some Street Justice
by -weezl- April 4, 2010
mugGet the Road Copmug.

Road Stranded

When a person is about to cross the road and all of their friends go but they have to stop for a car and are left behind.
Someone is left on the other side of the road;
"Unlucky, you just got road stranded" says one of their friends. They then cross the road and have to run to catch up.
by THE JOLF October 16, 2009
mugGet the Road Strandedmug.

road treasure

"Man this nice-lookin' chandelier is some prime fuckin' road treasure!"

-- Long John Silver
by Johnny Fakename June 24, 2008
mugGet the road treasuremug.

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