Wet Wednesday

A reference to the heavy drinking that occurs on a Wednesday night. Students who have classes on Friday and therefore must forgoe Thirsty Thursday rely on Wet Wednesday for drinking needs. Also used to cure any hangover left over from Tipsy Tuesday.

Kaiser: "Fuck I'm so hungover from drinking so much on Tuesday, and I cannot drink on Thursday because I have an exam on being a suckup to society"
Floormate: "Don't worry Kaiser, today is Wet Wednesday. You can both cure your hangover and study on how to be a tool to the Man. Enjoy the remaining years of proper liver functionality."

by KaiserKaj January 7, 2009

Dutch Wednesday

When a female is pleasuring a man orally so to make him believe that he can ejaculate in and around her mouth, but just as he begins to come - she directs his penis with her hands towards his own face and says "HAHAHHA its Dutch Wednesdays bIIIATCH" as he proceeds to jizzz all over himself.

yoo girls i totally pulled a Dutch Wednesday on Carl last night

by wowgal44 November 8, 2010

denny wednesday

Denny Wednesdays is a weekly occurance usually celebrated on a wednesday night by the people of New Zealand. They all end up at Dennys and eats. Yes they eat.

Denny wednesdays tonight gang?

by Dennys wed recruitment manager March 13, 2010

Wellness Wednesday

The act of partaking in alcoholic beverages on Wednesdays, with or without company. This is proved to make you feel better and help you to make it through the rest of the week. So cheers and happy hump day (wellness Wednesday)!

Me: Hey Tic! Want to come over for wellness Wednesday?
Tic: Sure, I'll bring the Stones!

by cmb009 October 15, 2010

Splash Wednesday

leaving a facial cumshot on the face of your lover similar to ashes on Ash Wednesday

Bro I nutted on my chicks face and she left it there all day

Call it a splash Wednesday

by ahhhh321321 June 2, 2018

wavy wednesday

Wednesday's filled with good vibes and happy wavys

Scott : damn bro it's wavy Wednesday

Nick: yo dude lets go get lit

by perliza June 11, 2016

sweatsuit wednesday

Before yall start this shit go watch loiter squad Sweatsuit Wednesday. Now that yall know sweatsuit Wednesday takes part on wednesdays , the only day that you can wear this thing and be a demigod and look fly at the same time

Tyrone: Yo négga wtf are you wearing this for??

Fly ass nigga: Its sweatsuit wednesday hoe ass!
Tyrone: Oh shitdamn lemme go change real quick.

by HeyYoLemmeGetThePussy February 9, 2018