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Norwegian squeeze

An act so horrific it's punishable by death in 52 countries, and it is illegal to describe and teach it to others in the UK, USA and many more.
Lol, I'll give his hole a Norwegian squeeze

"Honey, please, drink driving is dangerous" "Shut up and get in the car or i'll give your mother a norwegian squeeze and she'll be limping home tonight!"
by paz123321123 October 17, 2012
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Norwegian Clap

When your fucking a girl and you turn into chris brown and smack the shit out of her then fuck her sleeping bkdy
Bro what happened to Emily
Oh I Norwegian clapped her
by Ok what hell nah February 25, 2021
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Norwegian Whiplash

When a male fucks a female so hard that she cracks her neck and thus receives a serious case of whiplash. Common practice in Norway but has migrated to Asia and the Americas. Africa has not yet adopted it because let's face it they got enough shit going on.
Gary: Brad, you smash Stephanie yet?
Brad: Hell yeah Gary, gave that bitch a Norwegian whiplash last night.
Gary: Shit is she ok?
Brad: Nah she's in the hospital cuz she broke 3 vertebrae.
by NIPS CLAN July 30, 2017
mugGet the Norwegian Whiplashmug.

norwegian fastball

When a man ejaculates into his own hand and then proceeds to throw it onto someone else.
"Dude, did you hear about Bobby? He gave this one chick a Norwegian Fastball at the party last night!"
by thekidoblique November 16, 2013
mugGet the norwegian fastballmug.

Norwegian Curve

A dudes cock that is curved or kinked.
damn, that dude is going to have to fuck that bitch at a right angle with that norwegian curved cock
by sluthole September 25, 2003
mugGet the Norwegian Curvemug.

norwegian oysterfuck

Just A Disturbing Insult You Can Call Someone that will leave them speechless, (See thundercunt)
Jordan: YOUR A norwegian oysterfuck

Chuckie: Dude....
by J.J PENISFUDGE October 8, 2008
mugGet the norwegian oysterfuckmug.

Norwegian Surprise

When someone scrunches his or her penis inside itself to the point of being enveloped by the scrotum. Then proceeds to let go of said package causing the turtle to slowly come out of its shell.
Guy: Hey! Check out my Norwegian Surprise!!

Girl: Ewwwwww!
by DeathItsAComin' January 14, 2014
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