An act so horrific it's punishable by death in 52 countries, and it is illegal to describe and teach it to others in the UK, USA and many more.
Lol, I'll give his hole a Norwegian squeeze
"Honey, please, drink driving is dangerous" "Shut up and get in the car or i'll give your mother a norwegian squeeze and she'll be limping home tonight!"
"Honey, please, drink driving is dangerous" "Shut up and get in the car or i'll give your mother a norwegian squeeze and she'll be limping home tonight!"
by paz123321123 October 17, 2012
Get the Norwegian squeezemug. When your fucking a girl and you turn into chris brown and smack the shit out of her then fuck her sleeping bkdy
by Ok what hell nah February 25, 2021
Get the Norwegian Clapmug. When a male fucks a female so hard that she cracks her neck and thus receives a serious case of whiplash. Common practice in Norway but has migrated to Asia and the Americas. Africa has not yet adopted it because let's face it they got enough shit going on.
Gary: Brad, you smash Stephanie yet?
Brad: Hell yeah Gary, gave that bitch a Norwegian whiplash last night.
Gary: Shit is she ok?
Brad: Nah she's in the hospital cuz she broke 3 vertebrae.
Brad: Hell yeah Gary, gave that bitch a Norwegian whiplash last night.
Gary: Shit is she ok?
Brad: Nah she's in the hospital cuz she broke 3 vertebrae.
by NIPS CLAN July 30, 2017
Get the Norwegian Whiplashmug. "Dude, did you hear about Bobby? He gave this one chick a Norwegian Fastball at the party last night!"
by thekidoblique November 16, 2013
Get the norwegian fastballmug. damn, that dude is going to have to fuck that bitch at a right angle with that norwegian curved cock
by sluthole September 25, 2003
Get the Norwegian Curvemug. by J.J PENISFUDGE October 8, 2008
Get the norwegian oysterfuckmug. When someone scrunches his or her penis inside itself to the point of being enveloped by the scrotum. Then proceeds to let go of said package causing the turtle to slowly come out of its shell.
by DeathItsAComin' January 14, 2014
Get the Norwegian Surprisemug.