Skip to main content

Norwegian Clap

When your fucking a girl and you turn into chris brown and smack the shit out of her then fuck her sleeping bkdy
Bro what happened to Emily
Oh I Norwegian clapped her
by Ok what hell nah February 25, 2021
mugGet the Norwegian Clapmug.

Norwegian weather

Another phrase for really bad weather. Its obvious origin is the typical weather of Norway, a small country in northern Europe. Norwegian weather can refer to cold weather, heavy rain or wind, snow, or any combination of these (most common)
Eivind: Wanna go out for a beer?
Zari: I was thinking about it, but I can hear the wind and the rain out there
Eivind: True, that's some Norwegian weather right there
by Bøtta November 28, 2018
mugGet the Norwegian weathermug.

Norwegian Olaf

The sexual act of having your partner spit on you as they rub your shoulders if done successfully it should cause you to immediately orgasm
It popular around the 1980ś midwest to west coast area and while it was popular in california you'd most likely find someone doing this i arizona it being the point of origin
Guy - Whats your price
other - 10 for a handy 20 for a blowy
Guy- how much for a norwegian olaf
other- about 15$
by gruicidal thoughts April 15, 2019
mugGet the Norwegian Olafmug.

Norwegian Unicorn

The act of placing a Dildo securely to ones Forehead!
She turned her boyfriend into a Norwegian Unicorn!
by Xuan Torro June 4, 2020
mugGet the Norwegian Unicornmug.

Norwegian Curve

A dudes cock that is curved or kinked.
damn, that dude is going to have to fuck that bitch at a right angle with that norwegian curved cock
by sluthole September 25, 2003
mugGet the Norwegian Curvemug.

norwegian oysterfuck

Just A Disturbing Insult You Can Call Someone that will leave them speechless, (See thundercunt)
Jordan: YOUR A norwegian oysterfuck

Chuckie: Dude....
by J.J PENISFUDGE October 8, 2008
mugGet the norwegian oysterfuckmug.

norwegian speedbag

OW OW OW OW OW MOTHA FUCKA! OW OW OW ! (: MY FUCKIN NUT SACKKK!!! ITS BLEEDING YUMMY norwegian speedbag
by SHITTY NUTSACK 503 July 9, 2010
mugGet the norwegian speedbagmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email