wet norman

A combination of felching and watersports

Phone xxxxx on xxxxxxxxxx between 1 and 2 p.m. Watersports or felching. No wet normans

by New Old Greg November 3, 2010

Stormin Norman Horse Fuckin

Nailing a random girl from behind pulling a train tagging from behind while gently stroking her throat as you would a horse with her naying and kicking and cumming in her anal cavity making a mess for everyone else.

I was giving the town hooker a stormin Norman horse fuckin first in line makin a mess for the other ten guys

by Stormin Norman November 16, 2015

The Old Norman

When a male masturbates to the point of climax while either looking at pictures or watching video of his best friend having intercourse with his significant other.

Pete: "Did you see that postcard of Ian and Trish in Maui"? Jim: "We should wack off to it". Pete: "The Old Norman"? Jim: "You know it".

by Matthew Scarpelli Cumberland December 9, 2013

Hard Norman

To kill someone and make an ornamental beer stein out of their skull, complete with handle. To do this you would simply take the victims skull (after completely skinning it of course), then smashing a huge crater into the top of the skull. Simply attach handle and use as a drinking vessel.

Oh man, I really hate that fucking duchebag over there. I want to make him my next Hard Norman project.

If you don't shut the fuck up right now, I am gonna fuck you up the Hard Norman way.

Somebody once tried to pull the Hard Norman on Chuck Norris (aka Vincent Van Gogh) and ended up doing it to themselves instead

by J&S Productions June 5, 2009

Ryan Norman

An amazing hockey player that everyone wants to be. This girl named Mia absolutely wants his dick. There is this other girl that is not as good at goalie as Mia that wants ryan too. They get in huge cat fights over him. He secretly likes taylor more....but rattles her about mia. Also he is ridiculously good looking.

Mia:OMG RYAN I WANT HIM
Taylor:NO I WANT HIM

Ryan Norman:ladies ladies you can both have me

by Ryryryrryryryryryrry April 27, 2011

lake norman high school

An award winning dedicated school located in Mooresville NC. The Lake Norman Wildcats kicks Mooresville High School's ass in basketball, football, soccer, baseball, and swimming every year. Not everyone is pregnant with STD's & drugs like Mooresville High School. Lake Norman High School can throw down and party like the sexy people they are.

lake norman high school is smarter than mooresville high school, lake norman high school has less drugs, stds, and pregnancies than mooresville high school, every year lake norman high school rapes mooresville high schools asses, the wildcats proudly reside at lake norman high school,

by mooresvillekidd January 18, 2009

Strawberry Norman

A Strawberry Norman is a sex act native to the North East of England which involves sticking your nose into a vagina during the days of mensturation and licking the sphincter/ bum hole.

I've just gave my lass a strawberry Norman last night. Or, I have just been strawberry norman'd.

by Strawberry Norman April 24, 2016