by fertzoneletsgo May 16, 2021
An individual that is so stingy, that after wiping their ass with some toilet paper, they flip it over and use the unsoiled side.
Steve: Fucking Jim wouldn't even loan me five dollars so I can buy a slice of pizza.
John: Well, what do you expect? The guy is a Two-Way Wiper!
John: Well, what do you expect? The guy is a Two-Way Wiper!
by traphouse333 June 20, 2018
This is the action in which you are riding a motorcycle in the rain and need to eliminate the water on your visor. You simply turn your head to the (L)eft for a few seconds and then turn your head to the (R)ight for a few seconds while going 90 mph.
I was riding on my R1 to Indian Lake (logan county Ohio) when it started raining. I had to turn on my LR 90 wipers to even see the road.
by honkeydonkey May 23, 2013
Davis and Ramirez completed every sex act in the Urban Dictionary catalogue, with the exception of the Hairy Wiper.
by kmikl September 04, 2021
by Kickmyballsrealhard September 04, 2021
The sexual act of ejaculating on another person's face, then using your erection to wipe said ejaculate off their face in a side-to-side motion.
by Ballz_Deep May 18, 2015
When you have a girl and two boys and you start whipping your flaccid dick on a girls face and whoever gets hard first looses. The looser has to watch the other guy get a blowjob.
She wanted me and another boy to windshield wiper him and I won and the other man said he was blue balled for 3 hours.
by Stumanji_10 February 16, 2021