Couch Sassing

The act of entertaing people on a couch. Indefinate amounts of awessomness that occurs on the couch.
This couch has features of entertainment that involve;mouth fucking, chalking, powerfulbass drops, smoking smokes, beer drinking, waterpic (modified for vodka) squirting, breast exposures, entertaing the required minimum attire of undies only.
This couch has a job and its not just for supporting your sassy ass.
The primary basis is that this is a power knowledge center with rapid response.

You have a question.
Sass' professors have the prognosis, cure and honest answer.

Couch Sassing

This Friday we are sassi n'.
Oh you want something? Take ur tits out So we can ensue the sassin' off your chest in three step.
1. Consume.
2. Clean up lick

3. Kiss the plate. W/ tounge.

Sorry about your face.
also all out of towels. Not sorry for that.
AAAAAANd your cabs here!

RickyTick TICK TICK
POW POW POW
BANG

Bing bang boom!!!!!!
Problem solved.

by V1K1NG June 13, 2013

Sass

𝘛𝘰𝘰𝘳𝘶 𝘖𝘪𝘬𝘢𝘸𝘢✨

Friend 1: Aye yo they're really sassy
Friend 2: You mean they're really an Oikawa?
Friend 1: Wh-

by sunasleftnostril January 24, 2021

Baby Sass

When someone is being a baby and complains about stuff they want. ... Like a blow job.

"Dude, i really don't need your baby sass!"
"Woah, okay. *WAHHH*"

by jimmy buffetty September 27, 2009

Sass Chasm

The void within your soul where you would put feelings if you had them.

I've been too sarcastic over the years and developed a sass chasm.

by RandomLizard August 12, 2019

sass witch

A person who is being sassy or sarcastic

Wendy doesn't like it when her daughter acts like a sass witch.

by JPrometaphase November 24, 2012

Shore girl sass

talking back, clapback basically the sass of Khloe Kardashian

"That girl has developed some serious shore girl sass!"

by cathygal1234 July 13, 2018

dick sass

A term for when a man is giving sass but also being a dick. It can be said to males or females, but when directed at a person of the male species, it also refers to a man giving sass/ speaking through his dick (and no one wants that)

I don’t appreciate your dick sass Jake

by Incline69 September 7, 2021