mega mess

the drunkest guy on the dancefloor

omg...look at that guy...he just slammed into the wall three times....i think he might be a mega mess!

by dolores hardesty January 16, 2011

pubic mess

the untamed jungle below the belt that can either make or break a hook-up

Gosh, that chick I hooked up with had a major pubic mess!

by Ignorant bittles December 20, 2008

What a mess

When you trying planning a surprise party for your bf and his twin sister, but his twin sister already invites everyone to go to Dave and busters for the same day, so you tell everyone to lie to her and say you can’t make it. But then your bf gets pissed no one can make it even though he himself didn’t want to go so you have to ruin the surprise and tell him and her the truth leaving everyone to chose between your boyfriend and his twin sister because she still wants to go to Dave and busters and then your bf’s younger brother gets involved and starts spreading rumors and telling people he’s pissed at people and taking sides so his gf and her friend get sucked into the drama.

“Let’s throw a surprise party”- some bitch “what a mess that would be” - a bitch who knows better

by Jaxson12 March 29, 2022

rollin' mess

what my friends call me cuz of my clumsinnes, my crappy backpack, and the fact that everything i touch i lose.

me; "i lost my p.e. sweatpants and now i have to run while it's raining in shorts"

my friends; "you are a rollin' mess"

by the messy. February 7, 2009

pearly mess

When a man unexpectedly cums in a girls mouth, you tickle her, she laughs, then dribbles the pearly mess all over her neck/chest

I gave that nasty bitch a pearly mess then told her to clean that shit up. She didn't laugh after that.

by soflokavadefanators December 4, 2015

Mess of a bloke

Derogatory term for a male who does things to the annoyance of his mates.

Man 1: We playing online tonight?
Man 2: Nah Darryl is playing football for the sixth time this week.
Man 3: What an absolute mess of a bloke.

by BShields90 March 28, 2022

Hott Mess

Take a good look at yourself in the nearest mirror because either your hair, or makeup (or god-forbid outfit!) is out of control. Don't let the "hott" in front mess confuse you.. cus you def need some frizz spray or a hair brush..fast!

You look a hott mess today

by Sarah ohyeah February 27, 2008