National Rape Day

your fucking disgusting if you parpticipate in this 😐 go fuck yourself you fucking cunt if you actually support this day. whoever made it go kill yourself

a fucking cunt: "oh my god its National Rape Day yay!!"
a normal person: "shut the fuck up cunt 😐"

by epicuaername April 22, 2021

National esex day

June 10th National e-sex day. When everyone online has a massive fucking e-orgy.

Yo on June 10th you gonna have esex since it's national esex day?

by Squirted June 14, 2018

National blowjob day

On June 29th it is national blowjob day

My guy it's national blowjob day

by Vrovro June 25, 2017

National Hoodville Day

The day dedicated to Instagram user “Hoodville” after he was featured at a Future concert

Guy 1: Yo what day is it today?
Guy 2: August 1st gang
Guy 1: Oh sh*t it’s National Hoodville Day! TB4L on everything

by HandsomeKiller August 1, 2021

national alexa day

national alexa day is a day to celebrate all people named alexa. this day is celebrated on november 14th.

on this special day, we thank all alexa’s for being so brave after hearing “alexa play despacito” about a million times.

me: it’s national alexa day!!
friend: haha nah it’s “alexa play despacito” day

by Alexa fart October 27, 2019

NATIONAL FLARP DAY

January 17th. You know that extra skin under your elbow? Ya, that's flarp. And you should celebrate it!!!!!!!!!

"Hey what day is it today?" Jimmy asked.
"January 17th, why?" Sally replied.
"ITS NATIONAL FLARP DAY!!!!!!!!!!"

by anonymousunknown11 November 18, 2021

National Tit Day

The 12th of every month is National Tit Day which is where you titty fuck all day and bite or suck any tit in sight.

Hey dude can you come over

No its national tit day me and my Girlfriend are titty fucking

by ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh6786827635876 June 5, 2011