dad

A man who left you 12 years ago and never came with the milk...

YO DID YOU FIND dad?
you: *VIETNAM FLASHBACKS*

by dad(real) March 1, 2022

Dad

The person who left to get milk 12 YEARS ago and still hasn't come back

Teen: when's dad coming back with DE MILK
Adult:how do I tell him...

by Thebestbitch42 April 13, 2020

dad

a person that left to get milk.
he never came back.😭

you - where is my dad
your foster mom - he left to get milk

by DaDDy605_ July 15, 2022

dad

someone who went to get the milk

where is my dad

by nibbaman69420 April 27, 2022

dad

something you don't have

you had a dad? what a suprise?

by kuygdfky June 8, 2022

Dad

A mysterious person that everybody seems to hang out with on the weekends, but not you. Sometimes this fictional character might appear in your dreams.

ex. 1
Phil: Dad this game of catch is wonderful
Phil's Dad: I know son, how about after this we go to six flags?
Phil: Wow Dad that's a great idea!
Phil's Dad: Oh i forgot to tell you, you're dreaming!
Phil: Wait what?
Phil: *wakes up* GOD DAMMIT

ex. 2
Tom: JOHN YOUR DAD IS BEHIND YOU!
John: WAIT REALLY?
Tom: haha made you look
John: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU KNOW I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM IN YEARS!

ex. 3
Jimmy: im gonna play football with my dad after school?
Carl: Whats a dad?

by communism4life March 18, 2019

Dad

The pro at hide-n-seek. Me and mom still haven't found him and it's been 12 years.

Friend: look, it's your dad
Me: really!? where??
Friend: nah, i'm just kiddin
Me: *thinks, wonder when hes coming back from the store

by Panic! At The Grave February 21, 2020