new zealand goat fiddler

This is when you visit New Zealand and find the most perfect goat possible. You then proceed to double fist penetrate the goat from behind until it submits to ur pure dominance. After this is done you may proceed with your tip as you please and go to town.
Man, I sure do love the New Zealand goat fiddler! My favorite kind of sex by far.
by Heatwrench May 28, 2022
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New Zealand Green

"New Zealand Green", also referred to as "Kiwi Green", is a relatively uncommon term used to denote freshly made Cannabis or Marijuana in New Zealand.
Colon: Hey man, got some fresh New Zealand green for sale. Only 5 grand, you interested or nah?
by æaææææ December 23, 2023
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New Zealand

Place where SOME of the weirdest people on this earth come from (this isn’t a joke, if you’re one of this people you’re really fucking weird)
I don’t even have to explain myself yall were dropped down a mountain and somehow got back up to annoy more people.

Person 1:
Hi mate are you from New Zealand?
Person 2:
Yes
Person 1:
Alright then
by doo doo 😛 September 1, 2020
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Nelson, New Zealand

Small city in the Tasman region if New Zealand at the top of the South Island. Known for some of the sunniest weather in the country, and the Sealord headquarters and not much else.

Lots of Poms, dope smoking bogans, and miserable hippie/alternative types hang about here and the small minded opinions of the locals will leave you feeling like an outsider.

Please don't waste your time and visit Nelson.
Alana: "I'm moving to Nelson, New Zealand with my son next month. Time for a change"
Brett: Good luck with that mate, I've heard Nelson if full of lowifes and miserable hippies.
by KeisterShaker007 December 18, 2023
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new zealand mud slide

A New Zealand Mud Slide is the act of defecating on a prostitute's chest and then proceeding to sit it in and sliding down her chest so your feces smear over her chest like the mud on a set of mountains.
"Yo! Did you hear Kevin gave the Jefferson Street hooker a New Zealand Mud Slide?"
"Dude! No way! That's awesome! Did he take pics?"
by ChaoTato May 5, 2020
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New Zealand Green

New Zealand Green, also known as Kiwi Green, is a slang term for cannabis that is grown in New Zealand. It is a term that is commonly used in small parts of Auckland.
Drug dealer: Hey, do you want to buy some fresh New Zealand Green? It's imported straight from New Zealand, bro.
by Wetbeans January 7, 2024
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New Zealandic

Something from or originating from New Zealand, The most cooked people on earth (in a good way)
That New Zealandic person is fucking hilarious

New Zealandic party
by Harveybennett February 8, 2021
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