National fuck your best friend day

May the 20th, is fuck your best friend day

Me "hey wanna fuck"
Bestfriend "I'm your best friend that would be weird "
Me "No it's may 20th, national fuck your best friend day

by Babicakesxox May 28, 2018

National don’t give a fuck day

Everyday you don’t have to give a fuck what anyone says cause it’s stupid asf and you don’t give a fuck😂

National don’t give a fuck day example Random person:“Your fucken ugly and worthless” Me:”I’m sorry you confuse me with someone who gives a fuck”

by Fuck the free world idgaf May 24, 2018

National Shut The Fuck Up Day

Today’s the day were we take a moment to SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THESE NATIONALS THING

hey albeit u ever heard of National shut the fuck Up day?

by mAnonmAr. April 13, 2019

national nobody gives a fuck day

april 28 is national nobody gives a fuck day, just do anything because nobody gives a fuck.

teacher- *passes out work*

laura- *does nothing
teacher- "why aren't your doing your work, laura?"
laura- "because it's national nobody gives a fuck day , and i don't give a fuck what you give me."
teacher- "okay me neither. i'm out bitches"

by your.mom9247297 April 12, 2019

National Fuck Your Freinds Sister Day

On April 21st of every year National Fuck Your Freinds Sister Day starts on this day you boy or girl will go to one of your friends houses and they are obligated to consent to having you fuck their brians out so in turn on this day woman's right to choose is also temporarly suspended

Josh texts carl: yo its National Fuck Your Freinds Sister Day im coming over to fuck your sister
Carl: Go ahead im about to Fuck Yours
Josh: Narly dude

by DizzyCannon7211 April 19, 2020

National shut the fuck up day

every day is national shut the fuck up day, stop posting stupid fucking urban dictionary national days on your snapchat story

tina: its national show me your cock day!
bobby: its national shut the fuck up day tina if you really want to see some cock just ask you stupid pitaful excuse for a slut

by Mememaser April 18, 2020

National fuck your best friend day

National fuck your friend day is a day meant for you and best friend of other gender to have some fun. June 19

Let’s fuck are best friends . Man my bf has the best dick. Yea National fuck your best friend day

by Gshajdsnndbz April 12, 2019