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muff muncher

a woman who loves licking out pussy, a lesbian or a dyke.
dude 1: damn homey shes fine, ima see if i can hook up wid DAT!
dude 2: no dogg, i heard she was a muff muncher
by Gerald Ferguson July 22, 2006
mugGet the muff munchermug.

throbbing muncher

a sweaty lesbian eating out another lesbian on a sunbed.
"hey Lillanne, lets go do a throbbing muncher on our lil sister!!"
mugGet the throbbing munchermug.

MSG muncher

Rice Farmer: You so dumb you currymuncher
Sokratis (Indian): Go eat some rice you MSG muncher
by NotDuke69420 March 31, 2023
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Hymen Muncher

One who munches upon a hymen, this is a very nasty person
You sir are a real hymen muncher
by Beatdowns a Packin December 30, 2010
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Donut Muncher

A person who gives a rim job to the hole of a chocolate frosted donut.
Jon: Hey Joe, do you have any donuts left?
Joe: Nah, i just gave the last one a rim job.
Jon: Damnit Joe, You're such a Donut Muncher.
by anonymous00642 June 14, 2011
mugGet the Donut Munchermug.

carpet muncher

One who engages in cunnilingus, or oral sex by "eating out" a girl's vagina
Barb is a major carpet muncher. She has her own carpet cleaning business.
by Dylan W. April 10, 2006
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Carpet Muncher

One who licks a girls vagina,also called Rug Muncher
She is a carpet muncher
by Freak January 21, 2003
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