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sexy mondana

when something is just overly sexy
while eating mini eggs: " mmmm sexy mondana"
by mancman June 17, 2009
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Monday Morning Virgin

A girl who sleeps around and then denies it.
He told me he banged her all night, but on Monday she told me all they did was kiss. She's one of those Monday Morning Virgins.
by Pagan Marbury July 20, 2006
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Funday Monday

The most popular segment of the Day9 Dailies, the StarCraft II video podcast of Sean "Day9" Plott.

The basic idea: Day9 sez, "Here's an arbitrary restriction(s) that usually negatively affects your gameplay. Send me a video of a match in which you adhere to said restriction (singular or plural), and maaaaaaaybe I'll feature it on my vodcast."

The results:
-Ladder rankings for many people get fucked over. Some think this is the intent of Day9.
-Many people hope their matches will be featured on Day9's weekly Funday Monday segment.
-Said people usually use Day9 as an excuse for their bad gameplay when attempting Funday Mondays.
"It's Funday Monday! Let's see how I've fucked over the StarCraft II ladder rankings this week." -Day9

*at beginning of match*
Player 1: glhf
Player 2: u2
*at end of match, when Player 2 is losing rather badly*
Player 1: You've been playing rather badly. Kinda odd...
Player 2: Day9 made me do it!
Player 1: oic
by Bob Smith, Etc. July 25, 2011
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.MoNDaY

-An excruciatingly long unit of time
-Another way to say never.

This originated by a Playboi Carti tweet, only saying: “.MoNDaY”. To most fans expectations, nothing has happened on Monday.
Joe: yo man, my ex asked me when we were getting together, I said: ‘.MoNDaY’
Tony: Damn, That’s Cold!
by efy2 April 24, 2020
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awkward monday

the monday after a big weekend where you have to face the consequences of your actions on said weekend. as a result it can be slightly awkward.
Helen macked Tim, which meant that James was heartbroken. As a result she had an awkward monday.
by Food Crew July 20, 2008
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man crush monday

Revealing who is your man crush, must be done on a Monday.
My man crush Monday is Jesus Christ, I'll go gay for Jesus.
by Migueeeeelito September 23, 2013
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New York Monday

The New York Monday is the effect of the brain's response to extreme automobile traffic in the New York area for a prolonged period over which an individual perceives it has no control. It involves an endocrine system response in which occurs a release of corticosteroids. Sweating, nervousness and sometimes nausea may accompany this caught in traffic person. The effects of stress are often enhanced due to the fact that Sunday is a relaxing day and the following day, Monday, causes an extreme shock to the driver.
Carl got touraids from the New York Monday after being 2 hours late for work and stuck at the Lincoln Tunnel.
by fargo123 February 13, 2010
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