A reason why employees across the world don't work any harder. If somebody works as hard as they can, they don't get paid another dime. It's a problem of motivation.
Peter Gibbons: The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
Bob Porter: Don't... don't care?
Peter Gibbons: It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now if I work my ass off and Initech ships a few extra units, I don't see another dime, so where's the motivation?
Bob Porter: Don't... don't care?
Peter Gibbons: It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now if I work my ass off and Initech ships a few extra units, I don't see another dime, so where's the motivation?
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by asapgolfboy January 29, 2020
Get the Motib mug.A Mix drink containing 1/3 Southern Comfort, 1/3 Blueberry Schnapps, and 1/3 Blueberry Oolong Tea. Very delicious, you don't even realize how drunk you can get from this nectar of the gods.
It has been originated from a man who loves blueberries and drinking.
It has been originated from a man who loves blueberries and drinking.
The Fateful Night of 12-13-08 a man decided to mix some drinks together....
Creator: "Hey man, I'm gonna get my Drink On with this."
Drinkinkg Buddy: "What's that?"
Creator: "It's 1/3 Southern Comfort, 1/3 Blueberry Schnapps, and 1/3 Blueberry Oolong Tea.....I'm gonna call it an Indigo Morio- named after my genius."
Drinking Buddy: "You're crazy."
*Two hours later....*
Drunk Drinking Buddy: "Yo man, hand me more Indigo Morio, that stuff is amazing."
Creator: "Here you go my disciple."
*Party contiues gloriously*
Creator: "Hey man, I'm gonna get my Drink On with this."
Drinkinkg Buddy: "What's that?"
Creator: "It's 1/3 Southern Comfort, 1/3 Blueberry Schnapps, and 1/3 Blueberry Oolong Tea.....I'm gonna call it an Indigo Morio- named after my genius."
Drinking Buddy: "You're crazy."
*Two hours later....*
Drunk Drinking Buddy: "Yo man, hand me more Indigo Morio, that stuff is amazing."
Creator: "Here you go my disciple."
*Party contiues gloriously*
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Get the ho-motion mug.A chant used in many military branches to augment the "motivation," or spirit of a particular unit. Used notably in many JROTC groups during roll call @ drill meets, athletic tournaments, etc., such a ubiquitous pattern of speech invokes an instinctive human aggression in said unit.
The motivation check, though at times may appear facetious, panders to our need for something funny to say, but in reality allows us to lose our individuality to achieve a collective identity.
The motivation check, though at times may appear facetious, panders to our need for something funny to say, but in reality allows us to lose our individuality to achieve a collective identity.
"(insert unit here), MOTIVATION CHECK!"
Highly motivated,
Truly dedicated.
Rough, tough, lean, mean.
Motivated, motivated, motivated, (RANK)!
Dedicated, dedicated, dedicated, (RANK)!
I want PT, (rank), I love PT!
I like it, I love it, I want more of it!
Move like lightning, sound like thunder,
We put the enemy six feet under,
(COMPANY)! Move fast, move quick,
Now break it on down like you just won’t quit!
Hooah!
Hooah!
HOOAH!
Highly motivated,
Truly dedicated.
Rough, tough, lean, mean.
Motivated, motivated, motivated, (RANK)!
Dedicated, dedicated, dedicated, (RANK)!
I want PT, (rank), I love PT!
I like it, I love it, I want more of it!
Move like lightning, sound like thunder,
We put the enemy six feet under,
(COMPANY)! Move fast, move quick,
Now break it on down like you just won’t quit!
Hooah!
Hooah!
HOOAH!
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