by Terry Farrel October 18, 2007
Get the Moses Hairmug. When, against all odds and expectations, one is successful in spreading a woman's ass cheeks for first time penetration as if Moses had parted the Red Sea for legions of followers.
I tried pulling a Moses on my old lady last night but she squirmed away and told me the sea would never be parted for my pleasure.
by Jersey Gourmet January 15, 2012
Get the Pulling a Mosesmug. Moses Lakes a town in the middle of nowhere, where there is nothing and I repeat NOTHING to do. We have Walmart.. and even it closes at 12. So all that leaves is partying, which everyone does. And of course parents find out everything because everyone knows everyone. So if you're looking to get grounded for life, come here.
Person 1: Bro, shes hot I wanna fuck her.
Person 2: No way bro! Shes the principals son.
Person 1: ...Were cousins?!
Person: Sick. I guess it is Moses Lake though.
Person 2: No way bro! Shes the principals son.
Person 1: ...Were cousins?!
Person: Sick. I guess it is Moses Lake though.
by WRL.ML. October 14, 2011
Get the Moses Lakemug. Moses Brown is a private Quaker school on the East Side of Providence. The 2nd oldest private school in the country, MB is known for its rigorous academics and Friends school philosophy. It is considered one of nations premier secondary school. In its layout and architect MB resembles Brown. Basically, MB is where you send your children if you dislike the concept of boarding school. Moses Brown's sister school is Sidwell Friends in Washington D.C.
Fun Fact: Josh Swartz the creator of Gossip Girl and The OC loosely based much of the OC on his time at Moses Brown. Although for whatever reason he was asked to leave MB after his junior year and finished upper school at The Wheeler School.
Fun Fact: Josh Swartz the creator of Gossip Girl and The OC loosely based much of the OC on his time at Moses Brown. Although for whatever reason he was asked to leave MB after his junior year and finished upper school at The Wheeler School.
by Upenn 13 January 15, 2011
Get the Moses Brownmug. "Yo Brad, I heard Tiffany's on her period right now. Must suck that you can't get any action."
"Thad bro, I don't care about no period. I'm going Moses the next chance I get"
"Thad bro, I don't care about no period. I'm going Moses the next chance I get"
by lil9ine6ix January 1, 2020
Get the Going Mosesmug. Mr Moses is a kind, warm hearted man who loves his children dearly. He is very philanthropic and will not hesitate in doing the work of God.
by Lakoto January 26, 2021
Get the Mr Mosesmug. A person who is completley divine in mathematics, that wont lead into complete and uncertain consequences.
Fan: Did you know that Micheal Jordan's nickname was "Black Moses"?
Fan2: If he can play basket ball as well as i can do math, i guess you can call me a Math Moses
Fan2: If he can play basket ball as well as i can do math, i guess you can call me a Math Moses
by PWHAT May 21, 2009
Get the Math Mosesmug.