Milton is ugly
by Blabläblablä October 13, 2017

Uni: IS THAT MILTON???
Michie: Oh shoot, you gotta hide, cuz he gonna tease u about ur height
Milk (a.k.a Milton) Hi, watcha doin'?
Uni: Imma go. M&M's 4EVA!!! (M&M is my ship name for Michie and Milk)
Michie: NUUUUUUU
Milton: *stabs with a knife
Michie: Oh shoot, you gotta hide, cuz he gonna tease u about ur height
Milk (a.k.a Milton) Hi, watcha doin'?
Uni: Imma go. M&M's 4EVA!!! (M&M is my ship name for Michie and Milk)
Michie: NUUUUUUU
Milton: *stabs with a knife
by Milton_hater December 24, 2021

by i_love_rollerskating September 21, 2022

milton has the world most biggest cock. every girl wants to suck his bbc dick because it is so fucking big.
by justus187 July 3, 2022

by Gomer Pyle over der July 6, 2018

A foul creature with an enormous pp and uncontrollable rizz but is secretly a sussy baka. He likes to annoy the people he considers his friends.
by pp_koala March 2, 2023

Boy: Is that a Milton?
Girl: I heard he punched the shit out of Caleb
Boy: Why?
Girl: He called him a tiger face
Girl: I heard he punched the shit out of Caleb
Boy: Why?
Girl: He called him a tiger face
by obctisreal December 15, 2019
