Metaphorgetting

Verb. The act of completely derailing an anaolgy. A subset of Conversaboteur

Joe, will you stop metaphorgetting? It's hard enough to keep track of everything without you being a douchebag.

by Grewster 2.0 May 16, 2011

Megashark

Meg-a-shark
verb (used with an object)
1. to reduce (an object) to useless fragments; injure beyond repair or renewal; demolish; ruin; annihilate.
2. to kill; slay.
3. to render ineffective or useless; nullify; neutralize.
4. to defeat completely.

"Hide Aunt Millie's antique vase, Tia is coming over and has been known to Megashark all in her path."

"Tia stepped on my guitar and totally Megasharked it."

by ZaZ Monster October 4, 2011

metaphorically constipated

The mental state of not giving a shit.

Boy: you look like shit today

Girl: I'm metaphorically constipated

by Bigtittycommittee69 January 26, 2014

metaphorphosis

transition process of relating two things that normally do not belong together

My garbage had taken it's metaphorphosis into gourmet dinner in which the raccoons fed upon.

by Metaphorphosis June 5, 2018

MetalHead

Metalhead is a type of gamer that will unleash his trusty Visa or Mastercard to eliminate the competition. A legendary wallet warrior that would pay Google pay before he would pay his mortgage.

I'm going straight Metalhead this month and have my kids move into my moms so I can afford this 500.00 dollar crate of ass whip via Google Pay!

by CapX September 17, 2018

Metaphysicalize

Make something metaphysical (or regard something in terms of metaphysics)
Metaphysics is a branch of philosophy dealing with the fundamental nature of reality.

If we metaphysicalize mathematics, we might be able to discover new ways to work with it.

by rajarsky February 23, 2021

redneck metalhead

Blue Collar Metal heads that are known for rural mischief and listening to (but not limited to) Southern Brand Groove/Sludge/Doom/Death Metal. Can be identified by Pantera and Acid Bath T shirts. Although they might partake in regular "Redneck" past times (Hunting, Fishing, Drinking) they usually only dress passingly as Redneck with a mandatory Band T shirt, bandana, and cheap sunglasses. They don't have to be from the South, but almost always have an affinity for blue collar lifestyles and hard scrabble life.

"Johnny spent all his money from his carpentry job on tickets to the Crowbar concert, he's such a fuckin' Redneck Metalhead"

"That Redneck Metalhead over there has had that truck since Highschool, he drove it to a Slayer concert across the country back in the 90s and it was old then. Only a Redneck would do that, but only a Redneck Metalhead would do it for a concert"

by Angel of the Abyss December 15, 2015