Mermaid Phase

The phase in a young girl's life where she is obsessed with the ocean. She will research about mermaids, search up spells to become one on google, search for mermaid sightings on youtube, crave the ocean, write diary entries about how she longs for the sea, etc. This phase usually occurs in girls around the ages of 9-11 (but this can vary) and will leave them with a permanent love for the ocean throughout their life. This is one of the most special phases a girl can go through. Girls who have gone through a mermaid phase as a child have a consciousness that's on another level. They are special women today that as adults are open-minded, kind, down to earth, sensitive, empathetic, curious, and insightful.

I remember when I had my mermaid phase. One time I searched up transformation spells on google and was going to recite one in the moonlight by my backyard pool. But I didn't want to worry my family since I would have to live in the pool, so I never did it.

Back in my mermaid phase I planned on running away from home in the middle of the night to go to the ocean, but was nervous about leaving my family.

When I was going through my mermaid phase I would write diary entries about how I craved the ocean and how it was pulling me in.

by cutie girl lucy the puppy uwu May 21, 2022

mermaid goat

A mermaid goat is what fun, witty people call the sign for Capricorn.

Person 1: Hey whats your zodiac sign?
Person 2: I'm the mermaid goat!
Person 1: haha I love the Capricorn is a mermaid goat.

by randompersonlol29 March 2, 2017

Salty Mermaid

A blow job given in a hot tub that ends with cum on your face.

Don't use Jenny's parents hot tub. Kenny gave her a Salty Mermaid in there last weekend when her parents were out of town.

by Pdicki February 22, 2022

African Mermaid

Your driver could be LGBTQ
Your tailor could be LGBTQ
Hairdresser could be LGBTQ
Your plumber could be LGBTQ
Your doctor could be LGBTQ
Your teacher could be LGBTQ
Your bestie could be LGBTQ
The African Mermaid!

your part of the lgbtq you must be an African Mermaid

by ####ladybits August 15, 2022

Mermaids Flannel

The term reserved for a woman with a very, very wet fanny.

"Her chuff is as wet as a mermaids flannel!

by Cunty B February 23, 2009

Mermaid Mom

A mother who has the soul of a hippie, the fire of a lion, and the soul of a fairy. They love water, the Ocean, Lakes, Ponds, or rivers. They are magical. Are very well rounded. Hey can juggle housework, a work life while taking care of their children flawless.

Evelyn works so hard and still has time for her family, she is a Mermaid Mom.

by Shelly Ann October 1, 2017

The Dirty Mermaid

A sex act requiring putting your partner face down in a sink filling with water. The object is to see if you orgasm before they come up for air or pass out.

We made a complete mess in the bathroom doing The Dirty Mermaid , but my wife love the challenge of holding her breath.

by Mister first class March 11, 2018