by victimofsuletta May 11, 2024
<.7.9.7.6.>Not only is there a new moon on your birthday but your ruler Mercury is strong as well, so expand your horizons and set yourself targets that other people say are beyond you. Nothing is too much for you now and you intend to prove it<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Not only is there a new moon on your birthday but your ruler Mercury is strong as well, so expand your horizons and set yourself targets that other people say are beyond you. Nothing is too much for you now and you intend to prove it<.7.9.7.6.>
by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025
1. Getting into a relationship with someone of the opposite gender and then realizing you’re gay, so then you have to break up with them.
2. Having so much sex that you get aids and die
2. Having so much sex that you get aids and die
1. Jasmine was pulling a Freddy Mercury in our relationship!
2. Uncle Han was pulling a Freddy Mercury, he had so much sex he got aids and died, what a Chad!
2. Uncle Han was pulling a Freddy Mercury, he had so much sex he got aids and died, what a Chad!
by TheUnappreciated August 09, 2021
Mercury Vapor is a type of High Intensity Discharge Lighting. They are extremely reliable and can last upto 50 Years! They dont have the incredible color rendering Abilities of Metal Halide, or the Outstanding efficiency of HPS (High Pressure Sodium), which makes them the worst HID Light source out of the 3. These lamps were extremely popular back in the 50s, 60s, 70s, and 80s. They are being phased out but there are alot of them still out there, and you can still see them in streetlights, floodlights, and such.
by Valtteri Bottas 77 fan January 11, 2022
V. Mercury, is not your wife
V. MERCURY:
Gem: broo my wife, just kicked me out.
Snake: broo thats cuz she's not ur wife. she my wife
Gem: broo my wife, just kicked me out.
Snake: broo thats cuz she's not ur wife. she my wife
by totallynotvivienne December 06, 2019
Try not to get caught up in your narrative when Mercury and Pluto square off for Fucks Offs Sakeryv
Try not to get caught up in your narrative when Mercury and Pluto square off for Fucks Offs Sakeryv
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025
1st definition: Known as an planet that furrys live on. They are the saddest emo roadman out there and due to the current weeb vibes, they have been morphing into a fully fledged furry goat. However, the effect of it being a failed abortion we cannot decide whether this sack of balls will become a furry goat or a silly goose. Only time will tell
Second: a furry weeb who hates eggs and cheese and simps for animated woman. Let me tell you, they having the disgustingest rattiest taste in food, I bet they drink carbonated water all day. they also have a liking for collecting feet pictures until their father returns home with the milk, which is never. therefore, they will never stop collecting feet pictures. proving that they are a weeb.
A little bit of backstory, they were an orphan but sadly the mother found out that the weeb furry planet was kinda decent so took them back for some money making, however the father was so depressed and disgusted that they had to adopt a sad weeb thus he travelled far far away into the safety of the alpha plate.
3rd definition: In case of
Emergency, dissect the ear and feed it to the silly gooses. Unfortunately, this specific furry got silly goose wil have to survive and face the innocent world with their emoness. Let us all pray to the air, that the brave alpha plate defeats this sad lifeless sack of balls.
Second: a furry weeb who hates eggs and cheese and simps for animated woman. Let me tell you, they having the disgustingest rattiest taste in food, I bet they drink carbonated water all day. they also have a liking for collecting feet pictures until their father returns home with the milk, which is never. therefore, they will never stop collecting feet pictures. proving that they are a weeb.
A little bit of backstory, they were an orphan but sadly the mother found out that the weeb furry planet was kinda decent so took them back for some money making, however the father was so depressed and disgusted that they had to adopt a sad weeb thus he travelled far far away into the safety of the alpha plate.
3rd definition: In case of
Emergency, dissect the ear and feed it to the silly gooses. Unfortunately, this specific furry got silly goose wil have to survive and face the innocent world with their emoness. Let us all pray to the air, that the brave alpha plate defeats this sad lifeless sack of balls.
Mercury (aka weeb): *exists*
Alpha male plate: exterminates and liquifies weeb, then proceeds to fill a horse with acid and burns the remains of the weeb.
Weeb: *dies*
Everyone: happy
World: Peace
Hotel: Trivago
Alpha male plate: exterminates and liquifies weeb, then proceeds to fill a horse with acid and burns the remains of the weeb.
Weeb: *dies*
Everyone: happy
World: Peace
Hotel: Trivago
by fishcomrado October 28, 2022