Mayed

1. To provoke a fight then hide whiles someone else is attacked

I called these chavs, but i mayed it before they hit me

by Gnarkill2 September 16, 2010

Mayered

Anally penetrated

Oy, Arlene! Have you been mayered? You’re walking funny

by Mrsteeeeeeeeve November 14, 2018

Sam Mayer

Born on June 26, 1603, Sam Mayer took part in the Mayflower Voyage of 1603. Sam fought many battles, killing approximately 21 pirates and 24 octopussi. But, 69 days after the ship took sail, a bad storm known worldwide as "Hurricane Tortilla" created many challenges for Sam and the GMS crew. But, they made it to land safely with no injuries or casualties. But, they were disappointed that there we no race cars in sight, so they sailed back to the United States where Sam and the GMS crew competed for many wins and championships in NASCAR's top tier series. However, Sam is most known for making his fan @sammayerfan a happy birthday video.

Sam Mayer is cool, but Ty Gibbs is my favorite still!

by gygiyo78688768 September 25, 2020

Mr. Mayer

A faggot

Mr. Mayer is a cunt.

by Thomas’ May 30, 2018

John Mayer

A very gorgeous man, who makes very gorgeous music, but has a very raunchy sense of humor, that isn't really that humorous. John Mayer also likes women with large breasts.

Gorgeous man: Google Image search (John Mayer)
Gorgeous music: Listen to his latest, "Continuum"
Raunchy Humor: “I’m not worried about how small my penis is – I’m worried about how dark it is. I have a Dominican penis. My penis hit six home runs last year; my penis wears shoes without socks.”
Large breasted women(that he's either dated, or has been linked to) Jennifer Love Hewitt, Heidi Klum, Jessica Simpson

by my name is blank. September 20, 2008

Billy Mayes

man who was deaf in both ears, and felt the need to shout at his audience who were only watching him because they were too lazy to change the channel. he is now deceased due to overuse of the lungs and therefore grew into a tumor. old people will never be able to buy anything again. he now rests with his hearing aids still in.

"dude i miss Billy Mayes." "sorry what was that?"
"BUY OXYCLEAN!! IT TAKES THE TOUGH STAINS OUT!!

by wreckened liberty street February 17, 2010

mayelin

a popping ass bitch.

wow! Mayelin is 1 popping ass bitch.

by lov093 October 27, 2020