Matty P

Someone who rolls really shitty blunts. Looks like his own dog coop. His friends call him mumbles, he skimps hella kids and gets bullied by the kids on the track team

Matty P a mumbled coop looking nigga

by Ben Dover2.0 February 4, 2014

Dirty Matty

Where you cannot make a girl orgasm

Mate, I’m really struggling with doing a Dirty Matty

by OneAndOnlyBigDaddy April 16, 2020

Matty Roberts

A lil girl who chickens out at Area 51 raid; also a sellout who is afraid of government authority.

"Stop being such a Matty Roberts and go clap dem alien cheeks, they can't stop us all."

by Rubylvlup September 20, 2019

Mattie

Beautiful, sexy, shy, nymphomanic though. This girl will drool over alot. Sweetheart, and will be loyal to only you. If you show her what you got. ;)

God mattie's been drooling over my balls since last Tuesday.

by marie93 November 24, 2014

Dirty Mattie

Unfriending someone because they "cause unnecessary drama" and "constant chaos" even though they didn't

One of my friends didn't message me back so I'm going to pretend they were toxic and pull a dirty mattie because I can't communicate properly

by Yikers McGee April 1, 2020

matty boy

A Matty boy is a circular we boy with really bad tan lines (mainly where his socks are). He is adopted and ginger. He is the sort of person who you would find walking down shankil road with one feg in his mouth and playing Pokemon go.

Oh look it's a matty boy.

I walked to Walmart and I saw a matty boy.

by Rebocci December 11, 2016

matty whittled

when your gamerscore on xbox 360 is reset by microsoft

i've had my gamerscore reset said billy. oh you've been matty whittled said matthew

by bag of bloody crabs October 29, 2010