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The baddest bitch, the madame, the pimp, the Don Juan, fucking Adam (the first one), magic, the fucking boss. The throat G.O.A.T. with the biggest, fattest, juiciest, most squirting WAP there is. The reason you don’t get a second to breathe.Officially crowned “America’s Darling” by Google, he is the hardest out, period.
Have you heard the new matty cakes? Fuck me, right? Amazing.
by fagggatron November 22, 2021
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matty.rei

A matty.rei®️ means you are a XRP MAXI®️! (Cypto talk) .
I'm going to be a matty.rei®️ to ensure generational wealth. 🤞🏼
by Bill bo baggangs November 22, 2021
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matty a

by MrdoIsYe13 December 12, 2021
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MATTY B

he loves to rock the mic when he is having a can of stella and running the NE16 he is always smoking spliffs and sucking buckets if hes not hes licking up his birds arse
lad 1: here bro u seen matty b

lad 2: aye bro he was sucking a bucket with a can of stella when i last seen him

lad 3:bro hes not doing any of that he is rocking the MIC look over there and you will see him
by NE16 T.R.A.P.P.A.S April 1, 2022
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Matty Long-armed

When you’re banging a girl from behind and you reach around through her legs and fondle your own balls instead of the clit
That ni$$a wasn’t shit… he Matty long-armed me.
by Matty bolonese January 19, 2022
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Matty Chorus King

Think a Bert and Ernie love child.... intelligence level of a rock.. snakey and uses raspy voice to lure women
Ew don't be all Matty Chorus King
by DishaBish May 16, 2022
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Matty Patty

A slop of sorts, performed by guys named Matt in a sexual sense. Really indescribable and can only be reinacted in person and not by work of mouth.
Can you believe Merrissa got a Matty patty last night? Yeah I heard about it and am kind of interested. Matt is kinda hot now.
by Hardened Criminal September 1, 2022
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