mathias

a name that your parents give you if they fucking hate you and don't want to put up with you till your fucking 18 so if this is your name just give up on life you virgin

mathias is a fucking pussy

by dk.fvbdiuwho;uv July 10, 2022

Mathijs

A person who is extremely cringe.

Wow what that person did was so mathijs

by Women23455 November 14, 2022

mathilde x james

matilde and james are very goofy couple but they love eggs

girl 1: omg its mathilde x james
Boy 1: omg balls mathilde x james

by andrussy January 24, 2023

Sweat-mathing

The desperate, reactionary act of attempting to exclude yourself from a time-based crisis using mathematics in a social setting.

Dude, Stacy told me she was pregnant yesterday. I just stared right through her while sweat-mathing.

by Alkaiser September 9, 2010

Oliver Mathieson

A big dick Maltese man who has all the bitches and destroys all other Maltese men in battles of bulge size

Wow Jordan Galea's bulge is so small compared to Oliver Mathieson

by gg bibba August 12, 2019

le mathieu a paula

le mathieu a paula est un homme avec les meilleurs bisous et qui a le don d’être extrêmement drôle:)) il aime tromper ses styfes avec encore plus de styfes et à de la misère à contrôler sa colère agressive :(( malgré cela il reste la personne la plus incroyable et unique aux yeux de sa paula qui essaye de faire voir à tout le monde se que elle voit en lui :)) rien :)) mais c’est rien qui comptes

wow le mathieu a paula a battu un enfant. encore 😳

by paulaaaahahaha May 16, 2020

Oliver Mathias

Person that is a PISCIS man...
He is lovely, shy, lovepfmylifeoliveriloveyousomuch, kind, monster 👹, olivermarrymepls
And most importantly

They are very talented, loud asf, sweet, interesting. lol why did i made this

Me: te amo amore mio, ily sm
Oliver Mathias: no, you.

by alex93732 March 26, 2021