Big Massive

When you get a big mac at McDonalds

Bro do u wanna head to Maccas and grab a Big Massive?

by bigmassive64 March 12, 2020

Massive Tot

A drinking session of epic proportion

I was only staying for a few beers with the lads and all of a sudden it turned into a Massive Tot

by My-Key-Dee September 13, 2010

massive 'ed

The way Bobby describes Mac's rather large head

"Ey Mac, you've got a big fat massive 'ed you."

by macca_ March 10, 2022

Massive Monkey

A really bad insult usually to poke fun at someone being dumb or looking stupid.

Friend 1: *Stubs toe*

Friend 2: "You Massive Monkey!"

by Kaplinn May 17, 2023

Garnet Massive

A gang originating in Glasgow, garnethill area. also known as 69 massive. Famous for their beer pyramid.

sam-hey man lets check out garnethill, i hear the flowers are lovely this time of year

dave- no way the garnet massive crew own that turf, they will chop off your ears and eat your eyes

by glasweege April 19, 2008

Massive Ween

A penis so tiny it ceases to exist

Russel Early has such a massive ween

by PastyMcGraw June 12, 2018

massive clit

When a girl has to pick up her massive clit while walking to class to ensure that she doesn’t get dust on it from it dragging on the floor

i feel so bad for Sarah, she has such a massive clit that she has to hold it AND her books while treking to class :/

by Mike Litoras November 1, 2018