Massive Lie

When someone lies about something serious, little, or nothing at all.

Nick: “Im a good person” Corvo: “Massive Lie”

by Corvo Riley 7 June 22, 2018

massive salami

someone whos a cunt, or your best friend either one really. can be used to describe a situation as bullshit or hella lit. only spelt like
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"oi look at that massive salami o'er there"
"oh yeah she such a cunteth"

"dude that's such massive salami"

by thelævfam December 27, 2018

Massive Ween

A penis so tiny it ceases to exist

Russel Early has such a massive ween

by PastyMcGraw June 12, 2018

massive clit

When a girl has to pick up her massive clit while walking to class to ensure that she doesn’t get dust on it from it dragging on the floor

i feel so bad for Sarah, she has such a massive clit that she has to hold it AND her books while treking to class :/

by Mike Litoras November 1, 2018

Garnet Massive

A gang originating in Glasgow, garnethill area. also known as 69 massive. Famous for their beer pyramid.

sam-hey man lets check out garnethill, i hear the flowers are lovely this time of year

dave- no way the garnet massive crew own that turf, they will chop off your ears and eat your eyes

by glasweege April 19, 2008

Massive Monkey

A really bad insult usually to poke fun at someone being dumb or looking stupid.

Friend 1: *Stubs toe*

Friend 2: "You Massive Monkey!"

by Kaplinn May 17, 2023

massive 'ed

The way Bobby describes Mac's rather large head

"Ey Mac, you've got a big fat massive 'ed you."

by macca_ March 10, 2022