Maria

A girl who likes to listen to beyonce and has 2 kids who’s names start with a d and a j . And is in there 40’s and has long hair

Ouu there go Maria

by They adore me November 23, 2021

Maria

Maria is the name given to an old woman who likes poop.

My grandma's such a Maria.
She has chronic diarrhea.

by A rotting cheese January 11, 2022

Maria

Maria is a great great great student
She is amazing
You will love her
All of her teachers love her

Oh Maria, she is such a fantastic girl

by shrimp1234 May 5, 2019

Maria

Ugly, broke down looking indivdual who is the eptitome of white trash.

Damn, she looks like a Maria.

by Marisol9900 October 20, 2011

Maria

maria is daddy. maria is the type of girl that's just daddy. you can't convince yourself or others, that Maria isn't daddy.

guy 1: she's daddy
guy 2: is her name Maria?
guy 1: yeah how did you know that?
guy 2: because Maria is just daddy.

by This_bitch_wont_stop_singing November 4, 2020

Maria

Maria is the hottest fucking person out there with a hilarious personality. 😍♥️💋 ;)

Person 1: damn look at the hot babe over there 👉🏼. 🧍🏽 ♀️
Person 2: obviously 🙄 she’s a Maria!

by Gamer_xbbs:) April 19, 2021

Maria

A name.

“Maria did you clean your room?”

by HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHH October 16, 2020